The Best 11 Druggie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Druggie jokes. There are some druggie meth jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these druggie addiction puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Druggie Jokes and Puns

Saw two druggies having a '69' in the park earlier on.

He was on crack, she was on blow.

What did the druggie scientist say when he got high on Helium?

He He

Saw 2 druggies having 69 in the park.

He was on crack, she was on blow.

Did you hear about the dyslexic druggie lawyer who just finished rehab?

He's already started suing again.

I've just been to shops and some druggie started throwing milk and cheese at me..

I thought how dairy


Did you hear about the druggie who stumbled into a Jewish temple?

He was stoned.

What do you call a druggie pirate?

Crack Sparrow

Druggie joke, What do you call a druggie pirate?

Forest Gump ruined dating for me...

He was a war hero, Olympian, and millionaire but the best he could settle down with was a druggie burnout with AIDS and daddy issues

They say there's a druggie in every friend group

I suspect Dave, but it might just be the LSD talking.

What did the druggie take instead of math

Meth

The druggie and the yoga teacher

Yoga teacher: Hey man would you like to take a yoga class?

Drug addict: Namaste here and do some coke

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