The Best 9 Druggie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Druggie jokes. There are some druggie meth jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these druggie addiction puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Druggie Jokes and Puns

Saw two druggies having a '69' in the park earlier on.

He was on crack, she was on blow.

What did the druggie scientist say when he got high on Helium?

He He

Did you hear about the dyslexic druggie lawyer who just finished rehab?

He's already started suing again.

Druggie joke, Did you hear about the dyslexic druggie lawyer who just finished rehab?

Did you hear about the druggie who stumbled into a Jewish temple?

He was stoned.

What do you call a druggie pirate?

Crack Sparrow


Forest Gump ruined dating for me...

He was a war hero, Olympian, and millionaire but the best he could settle down with was a druggie burnout with AIDS and daddy issues

They say there's a druggie in every friend group

I suspect Dave, but it might just be the LSD talking.

Druggie joke, They say there's a druggie in every friend group

What did the druggie take instead of math

Meth

The druggie and the yoga teacher

Yoga teacher: Hey man would you like to take a yoga class?

Drug addict: Namaste here and do some coke

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the druggie technetium jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working druggie geology piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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