The Best 6 Drug Rehab Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drug Rehab jokes. There are some drug rehab jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drug rehab puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Drug Rehab Jokes and Puns

The sign outside the drug rehab facility was very fitting

"Stay off the grass."

I saw a sign at a drug rehab center

It said "Keep off the grass"

I walked past a drug rehab facility today.

There was a sign on the front lawn that read "KEEP OFF THE GRASS!"

Drug Rehab joke, I walked past a drug rehab facility today.

There was a sign outside the drug rehab centre.

'Keep off the grass'

Why did the duck go to rehab? (Different answer than normal)

He wanted to quack down on his drug usage.


Why do witches go to rehab?

To Halloween off drugs.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the drug rehab jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working drug rehab piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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