Drug Rehab Jokes
5 drug rehab jokes and hilarious drug rehab puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drug rehab that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Drug Rehab Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What is a good drug rehab joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The sign outside the drug rehab facility was very fitting
"Stay off the grass."
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After several visits to the doctor's I've finally been referred to rehab for spending all my days smoking drugs and looking up jokes about cheese.
Hopefully I can kick my addiction to m**... and feta memes.
Why did the duck go to rehab? (Different answer than normal)
He wanted to quack down on his drug usage.
Why do witches go to rehab?
To Halloween off drugs.
After he fell off the wall, Humpty Dumpty fell on hard times....
He couldn't get his life together. Humpty didn't remember eggsactly what happened. He was diagnosed with amnesia and his memories were scrambled from that moment. Humpty walked out of the hospital he was all yolked up and crying. He fell to drugs and became a crack head. Humpty became a true shell of himself before he went to rehab. It was difficult for him since people were hard boiling him with questions about his state of mind. Humpty couldn't take all this stress and he started to mentally break fast. But, with help from a doctor, went back to normal and everything became sunny side up.
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