The Best 3 Drug Possession Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drug Possession jokes. There are some drug possession jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drug possession puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Drug Possession Jokes and Puns

Did you hear Trump's limo driver got busted for possession of drugs?

They found over 300 pounds of dope in the back seat.

What did the blonde say after getting arrested for the illegal possession of drugs?

"What do you mean illegal possession?!? I bought these drugs fair and square!"

A local barber in my town was just arrested for drug possession.

This surprised me because I've been his customer for years and I never knew he was a barber......

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the drug possession jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working drug possession piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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