Following is our collection of funny Drug Dealers jokes. There are some drug dealers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drug dealers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.
My drug dealer has some explaining to do.
I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
A hooker can clean her crack and resell it.
Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.
I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day
And I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day
My dealer has some serious explaining to do
I said "No mom that's racist...and put your money away"
Because they can wash their crack and sell it again
*Giggles* "coke isn't available, is Pepsi ok?"
*gets stabbed*
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One look and I'm stoned
I dont know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping ever since
He eventually got arrested after the police saw that people actually let him in
I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
Because my parents told me to marry someone with substance.
Trust me. I did. I don't know what they were laced with but I was tripping all day.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I'm still tripping.ο»Ώ
Because good drug dealers don't use their own product.
I dont know what he laced them with but i have been tripping like crazy
I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
A couple of days ago I had to do a drug test and it came up negative. Now, I have to have a serious talk with my dealer...
A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again....
To Generiquai and everybody reading this, I would just like you to know I obviously didn't make this up. Just remembered it from a few years back and thought it was funny. Whoever made it up I give you all the credit.
Thanks for checking it out!
It depends on who has the best crack.
A drug peddler
I don't know what they were laced with, but I was tripping all day
Not sure what he laced them with, but I am trippin!
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day
I've been his customers for 4 years and I never knew he was a mechanic.
The prostitute- she can wash her crack and resell it.
I don't know what they're laced with but I've been tripping since I tried them
I gotta tell you, I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin all day!
A prostitute can sell her crack and use it again
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again
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