The Best 35 Drug Dealer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drug Dealer jokes. There are some drug dealer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drug dealer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Drug Dealer Jokes and Puns

My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion.

He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.

My drug test came back negative.

My drug dealer has some explaining to do.

I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer

I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

What is the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can clean her crack and resell it.

My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until i got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremly high prices for it once i got addicted.

Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.


A drug dealer sold me his shoes today

I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day

So my drug dealer got me these new shoes..

And I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day

I just passed my drug test

My dealer has some serious explaining to do

My mom embarassed me me today when one of my black friends came over..she just kept saying "Is he a drug dealer? He looks like a drug dealer"

I said "No mom that's racist...and put your money away"

Why do prostitutes make more money then drug dealers?

Because they can wash their crack and sell it again

*First day as drug dealer*

*Giggles* "coke isn't available, is Pepsi ok?"
*gets stabbed*

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Medusa is the best drug dealer

One look and I'm stoned

My drug dealer got me shoes for Christmas

I dont know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping ever since

My drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness as a disguise...

He eventually got arrested after the police saw that people actually let him in

I was asked " why did you marry a drug dealer"

Because my parents told me to marry someone with substance.

PSA: Don't buy shoes from your drug dealer.

Trust me. I did. I don't know what they were laced with but I was tripping all day.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer recently.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I'm still tripping.

Why aren't there any fat girls on the boxes of girl scout cookies?

Because good drug dealers don't use their own product.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer today...

I dont know what he laced them with but i have been tripping like crazy


My drug dealer sold me some shoes last night.

I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

Drug test

A couple of days ago I had to do a drug test and it came up negative. Now, I have to have a serious talk with my dealer...

Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again....

To Generiquai and everybody reading this, I would just like you to know I obviously didn't make this up. Just remembered it from a few years back and thought it was funny. Whoever made it up I give you all the credit.
Thanks for checking it out!

Who makes more money, a prostitute or a drug dealer? (NSFW)

It depends on who has the best crack.

What do you call the crack dealer on a bicycle?

A drug peddler

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once

I don't know what they were laced with, but I was tripping all day

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...

Not sure what he laced them with, but I am trippin!

I bought these boots from a drug dealer

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day

The local mechanic was arrested for being a drug dealer.

I've been his customers for 4 years and I never knew he was a mechanic.

Who makes more money - a drug dealer or a prostitute?

The prostitute- she can wash her crack and resell it.

I bought a pair of boots from my drug dealer yesterday

I don't know what they're laced with but I've been tripping since I tried them

My drug dealer is so quick I nicknamed him...

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

A prostitute can sell her crack and use it again

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again

My former drug dealer quit dealing and is now working as a bartender...

I always knew he'd end up behind bars.

Don't buy shoes from drug dealers!

Whatever the guy laced them with - I was tripping for days!

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We suggest to use only working drug dealer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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