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Looking at games in the App Store, I think all those drug dealers turned to game developers.
... And I dunno what he laced them with but I've been trippin ever since
A crystal methodist.
-"Every time I say something, you say the word addicted"
-"ok"
-"Drugs"
-"Addicted"
-"Alcohol"
-"Addicted"
-"What slapped you across the face last night? "
" Addicted"
A quackhead.
Say "addicted" after everything I say.
What is someone who takes drugs?
What is someone who drinks?
What hit you in the face last night?
Look at the person on your left. Now look at the person on your right. Chances are one of them has some drugs to share with you.
A drug addict found a lamp. Genie appeared.
"Now I will fullfill your 3 wishes" - he said.
"I wish two lines of the best stuff on the world. Let's take it together, it will be great."
"Ok, that was your first wish. Don't waste all of them on drugs" - genie said and two lines of the best stuff appeared. They both had a great party but suddenly the effect of these drugs ended.
"What is your second wish?" - genie asked
"I want another two lines of the best stuff on the world."
Another two lines appeared and they both were on high again. When the effect ended, Genie asked: "And your third wish?".
"Two lines of the best stuff on the world again."
Two lines appeared again and they were on high. When the effect ended, the genie appeared again:
"So, my friend, what is your fourth wish?"
Cause they do a lot of codeine.
He staged a high coup.
He tripped.
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A refrigerator starts in a box and moves into a house.
(This is not mine, but I don't know the source. Either way, I thought it should be shared.)
Eh?"
They both have friends in high places.
It gets you addicted to coke
He was addicted to quack cocaine
(I honestly wish I could take credit for this)
Too bad he was a Drug Addict
...and I snorted the whole thing.
Only one gets stoned and lives.
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
I was hooked after the first few lines.
A crackhead-ile
Is an awful thing to say at the funeral of a drug addict who overdosed
The bartender says "We don't serve wild animals."
Furious at this, the bear loses his cool, starts roaring and raging, knocking people and tables over. In his fury, he picks up an old woman and eats her down in one bite. Crunch.
Now, a bit sedated, he returns to the bar and says "Come on, man. I could use a beer to wash that down."
Shaking his head, the barman says "No wild animals and no drug addicts "
Confused, the bear says "Drug addicts? What drugs?"
The bartender shrugs. "What about that bar-bitch-you-ate?"
I guess that was my Gateway drug.
They both want tablets for Christmas.
A drug attic
Crack-ers
Q. Heard about the drug addict fisherman who accidentally caught a duck?
A. Now he's hooked on the quack.
Her: If you say "Addict-ionary", I will kill you.
Me: I was going to say "High Definition", but yours is better.
Because he crossed the line...
i've been doin meth for 20 years and never once got addicted
It starts off in a box and then moves to a house.
A meth-head actor
The police officer, interested, asks. "What is it?"
The addict responds. "Okay, I-"
The officer interrupts, quickly making sure they're not on drugs "You're sober right now, right?"
"Yes, this happened when I was sober too."
All seems okay to this point. "Okay, go on."
"I saw an Italian plumber bump his head on a brick and grow three times his size!"
The officer pauses for a moment and mumbles to himself. "It's the mushrooms."
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