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Funniest Dropping The Soap Short Jokes

Short dropping the soap jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dropping the soap humour may include short drop the soap jokes also.

  1. I hope I don't go to prison after what I did today. When I was in the shower I dropped the soap like ten times.
  2. If you ever find yourself in prison, don't drop the soap. It's full of criminals and you may not get it back.
  3. What is the difference between a Nun and the women who dropped a bar of soap while she was in the bath? One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
  4. Bill Cosby now makes commercials for wall-mounted soap dispensers. They cannot be dropped so easily.
  5. What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower? Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.
  6. AS SOMEONE WITH A MUSCLE DISORDER, I HOPE I NEVER... I hope I never go to prison. I tend to drop the soap a lot...
  7. Two polar bears are in a bathtub. One drops the soap. The other one says, No soap radio .
  8. What do you call a dinosaur prisoner that drops the soap during shower time? Buttholeissaurus-wreckt
  9. I once had to pretend that i was taking a s**..., so I dropped a bottle of soap in the toilet It was a shampoo.
  10. Prison... Prison is the only place where the importance of **soap** drops... with it's altitude.

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Dropping The Soap One Liners

Which dropping the soap one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dropping the soap? I can suggest the ones about dropping and bar of soap.

  1. Why do sailors use liquid soap? It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.
  2. I almost dropped the soap bar in the shower Good thing my uncle was there too to catch it
  3. What are two places you never want to drop the soap? Penn State or the State Pen.
  4. It's okay to drop the soap in prison.. .. your fellow inmates got your back.
  5. Is it for real what they say about dropping the soap? Sounds too good to be true!
  6. Best pickup line in jail: "Hey dude, did you just drop that soap behind you?"
  7. When You Drop The Soap... ...is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
  8. What did the gay guy with Alzheimer's ask his partner? Where did I drop the soap?
  9. If you ever go to prison Never and I say NEVER drop the soap.
  10. I went to jail after dropping the soap. I mean gel, learned my lesson the first time.
  11. What happens when you drop the soap in prison? Somebody steals your soap.
  12. Why are druggies always butthurt in jail? They drop the soap more when they tweak
  13. Jared Fogel better not drop the soap in jail. He might not enjoy those footlongs as much.

Dropping The Soap Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about dropping the soap you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean soap jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dropping the soap pranks.

the soap dispensing priest

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it , not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way.
Having no place to hide , he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled , he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look" says the first nun , "it's a soap dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough , he drops the second bar of soap. Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs , then yells..."Holy Mary , Mother of God , HAND LOTION TOO!"

A priest goes to take a shower late at night.....

After going in he realizes that there is no soap and remembers he has soap in his room.And Goes To Get Soap Without Getting Dressed.
He Grabs Two Bars Of Soap In His Hands From His Room And Heads Back To The Shower.
He Gets Halfway Down The Hall Suddenly He Sees Three Nuns Coming His Way.
He Find No Place To Hide Than He Stands Against The Wall And Freezes Like He is A Statue.
The Nuns Stop And Comment: How Original This Statue Is Looking.
The First Nun Go Further And Pulls His D*c**....
Startled, Father John Drops A Bar Of Soap.
First Nun: Oh Look, This Statue Is A Soap Dispenser.
To Test Her Theory the Second Nun Also Pulls His D*c**..., And Sure Enough He Drops The Last Bar Of Soap.
Now The Third Nun Then Pulls First Once, Then Twice And Three Times. Still Nothing Happens.
So She With Confusion Tries Once more time then she suddenly Yells: Holy Mary, Mother Of God, It's Liquid Soap This Time! www

So a priest is taking a bath late at night

So a priest is taking a bath late at night when he remembered that he forgot his soap in his room, he figured it's late and no one will be up so he rushed to his room without a towel around his waist, he got the soap but on his way back he heard two nuns walking by so he stands by the wall like a statue. The two nuns walk up to him and one of them says to the other "Look, it's that soap dispenser they said they were gonna bring" and she pulls his d**..., he quickly drops his soap. The second nun says "Oh, cool! I want to that too" and she pulls his thing and nothing happens so she tries a few more times then she turns to the first nun and says "Oh! I got liquid soap!".

#2857: Two priests are in a shower.

They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.
He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, while he is halfway down the hall when he sees three newly inducted nuns from other city heading his way.
Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.
Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser".
To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice, and three times but nothing happens.
So she gives several more tugs, then yells:
"Holy Mary, Mother of God! LIQUID SOAP TOO!"