The Best 9 Dropping Atomic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dropping Atomic jokes. There are some dropping atomic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dropping atomic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dropping Atomic Jokes and Puns

Two atoms go on a date...when suddenly, one of them drops an electron and gasps. The other atom asks...are you sure?

I'm positive! Replies the other atom.

An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese walk into a bar.

An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese walk into a bar. The topic of WW2 comes up and the Frenchman says to the American, "Dropping two atomic bombs on Japan was a terrible mistake." The Chinese nods. "You should have dropped more than two."

Joke my scinence teacher dropped on us

A lithium atom walked into a bar and said

"Hey I think I left some electrons in here last night, have you seen any?"

The bar tender replied, "No, are you sure you lost them?"

The lithium atom replied "Yes I'm positive..."

TIL the Enola Gay (dropped the first atom bomb) was named after the mother of the pilot Col. Paul Tibbets

His mom gay

What do you call it when an atomic bomb gets dropped on the hood?

Niggasaki


When President Roosevelt dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, he did so only because it was more human then sending Chuck Norris.

What was the original name of the atomic bomb dropped on Japan?

The rice cooker 3000

There was once man named tom

There was once a man named Tom
Who dropped an atomic bomb
On the country we call Japan
He said next was Afghanistan
As he came in his palm

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.

It was more "humane".

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dropping atomic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dropping atomic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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