Dropped Egg Jokes
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Funniest Dropped Egg Short Jokes
Short dropped egg jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dropped egg humour may include short egg drop jokes also.
- Told by a 7 year old boy: How do you drop on an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it. concrete floors are really hard to crack.
Then he said "you were thinking about the egg weren't you!" - How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it? By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
- How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it? Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
- A mother Chameleon was so overcome with joy when her eggs hatched that her camouflage dropped. Looking down excitedly, she exclaimed, "I've become apparent!"
- Please drop your best one-liner dad jokes below, I need new ones. By one-liner I mean something along the lines of let's make like an Autobot and roll out or put an egg in your shoe and beat it
- *true story. I dropped an egg on my feet while cooking breakfast I guess the yolk's on me...
- The French chef's apprentice really messed up when he dropped an ostrich egg on the floor. Big ouef
- What is it called when you drop a carton of eggs and break all of them? An eggistential crisis.
- I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break… This is probably because concrete floors are really hard...
- A guy drops a Egg from the top of the Eiffel tower but it doesn't break.What Happened? A Miracle.
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Dropped Egg One Liners
Which dropped egg one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dropped egg? I can suggest the ones about fried egg and cracked egg.
- "Here, you take the baby and give me the eggs.... ...You always drop everything!"
- What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building? New Yolk
- I just dropped all of my eggs... Oeuf
- What do you call boiling period blood in a saucepot? Egg drop soup.
- Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they'd break
- What do the Chinese do when they catch on fire? Stop, Drop, and Egg Roll.
- What do you call a used t**... in a bowl of water? Egg drop soup
Dropped Egg Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about dropped egg you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean poached egg jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dropped egg pranks.
From how high can you drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?
Higher than you would think, the structural integrity of a well laid concrete floor renders it virtually indestructible towards an incoming egg, even at terminal velocity.
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What's the difference between Kylie Jenner and an egg?
One is just a fragile shell, containing contents so shallow, they hardly give any sustenance to those who want it. And if dropped, or tossed away, can be easily replaced by bunch of others, exactly like them.
And the other is an egg.
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Have you ever eaten out a Chinese g**... her period?
I hear it's a delicacy in some cultures. They call it Egg Drop Soup.
A man comes home from his morning run to find his roommate holding a dripping newspaper over the sink...
"What happened?"
"I was going to make an omelette for breakfast, but I dropped the eggs on my newspaper! The front page is soaked, but I'm trying to clean the sports section, it got the worst of it.'
"No, it didn't," says the man ominously.
"What? How do you know?"
"The real yolk is always in the comics."
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The kid I look after just dropped this b**... on me- what day is best to cook eggs?
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