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Two atoms go on a date...when suddenly, one of them drops an electron and gasps. The other atom asks...are you sure?
I'm positive! Replies the other atom.
An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese walk into a bar.
An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese walk into a bar. The topic of WW2 comes up and the Frenchman says to the American, "Dropping two atomic bombs on Japan was a terrible mistake." The Chinese nods. "You should have dropped more than two."
Joke my scinence teacher dropped on us
A lithium atom walked into a bar and said
"Hey I think I left some electrons in here last night, have you seen any?"
The bar tender replied, "No, are you sure you lost them?"
The lithium atom replied "Yes I'm positive..."
TIL the Enola Gay (dropped the first atom bomb) was named after the mother of the pilot Col. Paul Tibbets
His mom gay
What do you call it when an atomic bomb gets dropped on the hood?
Niggasaki
What was the original name of the atomic bomb dropped on Japan?
The rice cooker 3000
When President Roosevelt dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, he did so only because it was more human then sending Chuck Norris.
There was once man named tom
There was once a man named Tom
Who dropped an atomic bomb
On the country we call Japan
He said next was Afghanistan
As he came in his palm
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
What do atomic bombs and Half-Life have in common?
Should'a dropped a third.
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