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Droplet Jokes

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Droplet Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good droplet joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Three automobile managers at the u**...

The first goes to the sink and dries his hands with so many paper towels that not even the smallest droplet remains. "At Opel, we learn to be extremely thorough," he says.
The second uses only one towel for this and remarks: "At BMW, we also learn to be extremely efficient."
The third walks past the sink and says, "At Daimler, we don't p**... all over our hands!"

A child walks up to their parents and asks

A child walks up to their parents and asks hey, mom and dad. Why did you name me Petal?
The parents smile and reply, When we got you home, a petal from a flower in the garden fell on your forehead . The child satisfied with the answer walked away.
The younger sibling came up and asked the same question.
Darling, we named you Droplet because when you got you out of a hospital, a rain drop fell on you head. Hence, Droplet , the parents replied.
Gharwaalalalaajahaha!!!! said the youngest child.
Oh shut up Refrigerator, don't be mean! the father yelled

The 3 children

One day, a couple married and got 3 babies.
When they grew up, the first baby named Snowflake asked:
-Mommy, why is my name Snowflake?
-Because, sweetie, when me and your dad were exiting the hospital, a snowflake came and fell on your head!
Next day, the second child called Rain comes in:
-Mommy, why is my name Rain?
-Because, sweetie, when me and your dad were exiting the hospital, a droplet of rain fell on your head!
Next day, the third kid called [b]Closet[b] came:
-BLJAHFAHALHAHALAHAFNFAHA
(Joke translated from foreign language, might not be the funniest but hey)

A kid goes to ask his mom...

A mother with 3 children has one of them come up to her and ask
"Mom, why am I nicknamed little dropplet?"
"Well you see son, the day you were born a little drop fell right on your forehead! So thats why."
Little droplet walks out of the room, happy. His brother, little feather, goes in for the same question.
"Mom, why am I nicknamed little feather?"
"Well you see son, the day you were born a little feather fell right on your forehead! So thats why."
Little feather walks out of the room, happy. His brother little brick goes in for the question:
"UHHHH AUGH AUUUUGHHHH AH?"


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