dropkicking Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious dropkicking puns

WARNING: dark jokes ahead

My girlfriend is into some really strange roleplay when we have sex. She always insists on pretending to be 14 years old.
I don't get why, she'll be 14 in a couple of years anyway


Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHYYYY!!??". Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead"



A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it.

Q: What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
A: They never get old.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Woman delivers baby.

Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging WHYYYY!!?? . Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead .

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Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it

Smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc.

Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHYYYYYY!!??".

Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankles and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead"

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A woman has just delivered her baby

The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?" Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".

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Woman delivers baby

Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging WHYYY!? . Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead .

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What are the most funny Dropkicking jokes of all time ?

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