Drooping Jokes
3 drooping jokes and hilarious drooping puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drooping that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Drooping Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good drooping joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Teacher asks their class of children to come up with a sentence beginning with "I"
After a few children come to the front with predictable statements about having a cat or a certain toy, a child steps up and says
"I is-" and is immediately interrupted by the teacher,
"I *am*!"
She side-eyes the teacher, frowns and ignores her teacher, starting again
"I is-" again, the teacher interrupts her, this time a little more snappily
"It's I *am*! Use the proper word!"
The girl turns to look at her this time, eyelids drooped with exasperation.
"Fine," she sighs "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
That's Milk
Sometimes, I wonder what was going in the mind of the first person, who squeezed a pink, drooping part of a cow's stomach, saw a thick white liquid come out and declared,"I'm gonna drink this."
Middle Ages Joke
Flower: I will droop my petals a little.
Aspiring gardener: THOU WILT NOT.
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