The Best 21 Drool Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drool jokes. There are some drool backstage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drool cowculator puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Drool Jokes and Puns

Day 19, I have successfully conditioned my master to smile and write in his book every time I drool.- Pavlov's Dog

What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test?

Drool

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

Drool joke, What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

The teacher announces the total for an exam.

Teacher: Okay class, only John got 99/100

John:(to his classmates) Ha! See that?! You people are oozing with stupidity. You people should've followed my example. You guys should just shine shoes for a living or just live the rest of your lives as a mountain hermit. You can all drool at my excellence and you-

Teacher: The rest got 100.

I like my pillow like.....

I like my pillow, like I like my women.

Lumpy, covered in drool, and can take a punch.


Day 19 of the experiment...

"Day 19 of the experiment, I have successfully conditioned my master to give me food,smile,and write in his book every time I drool." - Pavlov's Dog

My favorite word is drool.

It just rolls off the tongue.

Drool joke, My favorite word is drool.

Just some jokes about musicians.

How do you know the stage at a concert is level?
Drool is coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth.

What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
Homeless.

What do floutists eat for breakfast?
Flute loops.

How do you tune three oboeists?
Shoot 2 of them.

How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
One, they stand on the ladder holding the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.

I drool as I watch the gyro meat getting sliced off the stick for my wrap...

... then I wonder - is that how vegans feel when they watch someone mowing the lawn?

How does a band know if the stage is level?

When drool is coming out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test?

Drool

You can explore drool comebacks reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean drool spew dad jokes. There are also drool puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Did you hear about Pavlov's deaf dog?

He was the exception to the drool.

I made fun of an art college student with drool hanging off his face...

He decided to draw my caricature and had passers by vandalise it with mucus to teach me a lesson.

It was the spitting image of me.

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

I don't think that's a drool stain.

A pretty young girl goes into a her local dry-cleaners with an evening dress under her arm. She shows the dress to the old man behind the counter and asks
"It's really not too dirty except for this one stain, can you take care of the stain for me, please?"
The old man is hard of hearing and says
"Come again?"
The girl replies
"No, just some mustard."

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree.

One turns to the other and says, "John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age, how do you feel?"

John replies, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really! Like a newborn baby, you say?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, I wear a diaper, and I even drool on myself."

Drool joke, Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree.

Dogs rule.

Cats drool.

I had a package delivered

And it was covered in drool and crayon.

That's the last time I pay for a special delivery.

Why shouldn't you be concerned when your dog slobbers on your Neil Degrasse Tyson poster?

Because pet drool can't melt Neil memes.


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What did the climate change denier get on her IQ test?

Drool.

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