Drool Jokes
38 drool jokes and hilarious drool puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drool that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with these hilarious drool jokes. We've compiled some of our favorite drool-based puns, one-liners, and comebacks, so you can sprinkle some saliva-related humor into your conversations. Get ready to stay ahead of the pack and leave them howling with these drool jokes.
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Funniest Drool Short Jokes
Short drool jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The drool humour may include short sniff jokes also.
- Day 19, I have successfully conditioned my master to smile and write in his book every time I drool.- Pavlov's Dog
- I like my pillow like..... I like my pillow, like I like my women.
Lumpy, covered in drool, and can take a punch. - Day 19 of the experiment... "Day 19 of the experiment, I have successfully conditioned my master to give me food,smile,and write in his book every time I drool." - Pavlov's Dog
- I drool as I watch the gyro meat getting sliced off the stick for my wrap... ... then I wonder - is that how vegans feel when they watch someone mowing the lawn?
- How can you tell when the stage is level? The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
- How does a band know if the stage is level? When drool is coming out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
- How do roadies know when they've got a stage level? The drummer drools evenly out of both sides of his mouth
- How do you tell if a stage is level? There's drool coming from both sides of the drummer's mouth.
- My wife said it's either her or the dog. ​
So I've got to choose between a hairy, drooling mongrel with bad breath. . . or my beloved canine. - I had a package delivered And it was covered in drool and crayon.
That's the last time I pay for a special delivery.
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Drool One Liners
Which drool one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drool? I can suggest the ones about groan and drizzle.
- What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs? Drool
- My favorite word is drool. It just rolls off the tongue.
- What did the mentally handicapped kid get on his math test? Drool
- Did you hear about Pavlov's deaf dog? He was the exception to the drool.
- What did the drummer get on his test? Drool
- Dad, what's your favourite word? Drool, it rolls right off the tongue.
- Dogs rule. Cats drool.
- Have you heard of drooling Jesus? He's offering salivation.
- Where do middle eastern babies wear bibs? In drool-salem.
- How do you know when a mongol is level? He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.
- What did the climate change denier get on her IQ test? Drool.
- Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
- What is morning wood for women? Dawning drool.
- What did the r**... kid get on his IQ test? Drool
- What did the r**... get on his SAT? Drool.
Dog Drool Jokes
Here is a list of funny dog drool jokes and even better dog drool puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why shouldn't you be concerned when your dog slobbers on your Neil Degrasse Tyson poster? Because pet drool can't melt Neil memes.
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Drool Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about drool you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dripping jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make drool pranks.
The teacher announces the total for an exam.
Teacher: Okay class, only John got 99/100
John:(to his classmates) Ha! See that?! You people are oozing with stupidity. You people should've followed my example. You guys should just shine shoes for a living or just live the rest of your lives as a mountain hermit. You can all drool at my excellence and you-
Teacher: The rest got 100.
Just some jokes about musicians.
How do you know the stage at a concert is level?
Drool is coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth.
What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
Homeless.
What do floutists eat for breakfast?
Flute loops.
How do you tune three oboeists?
Shoot 2 of them.
How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
One, they stand on the ladder holding the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.
I don't think that's a drool stain.
A pretty young girl goes into a her local dry-cleaners with an evening dress under her arm. She shows the dress to the old man behind the counter and asks
"It's really not too dirty except for this one stain, can you take care of the stain for me, please?"
The old man is hard of hearing and says
"Come again?"
The girl replies
"No, just some mustard."
I made fun of an art college student with drool hanging off his face...
He decided to draw my caricature and had passers by vandalise it with mucus to teach me a lesson.
It was the spitting image of me.
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree.
One turns to the other and says, "John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age, how do you feel?"
John replies, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really! Like a newborn baby, you say?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, I wear a diaper, and I even drool on myself."
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