The Best 70 Drone Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drone jokes. There are some drone copters jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drone gatwick puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Drone Jokes and Puns

Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree wasn't the worst thing that's happened to me today

But it's definitely up there

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?

Everywhere.

Drone joke, Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?

What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.


What's the difference between a Pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground?

I dunno, I just fly the drone.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

"I don't know I just fly the drone"

Drone joke, What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a muslim wedding and a terrorist training camp?

I don't know either, I'm just the drone pilot.

I hope Amazon's drone uses better technology than the military's.

Or kindergartens are going to get a lot of wrongly delivered packages

I hate it when..

I hate it when my black friend disappears in the dark,

My white friend in snow,

My Chinese friend in sand,

And my Middle-Eastern friend in drone strikes.

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What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Whats the difference between an ISIS training camp and a children's hospital?

I dunno, I just fly the drone...

The FAA can register my drone...

...when they pry it from my neighbour's cold dead head.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Drone joke, Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

US Drone

What did the clingy drone pilot say to the Pakistani women?

Sorry for blowing your phone up.


How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a group of Pakastani School Girls and a group of ISIS soldiers..

Don't ask me I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Whats the differebce between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Taliban Outpost and a Pakistani School?

I don't know, why don't you ask the 50 drone pilots on this sub?

Yesterday I killed a pair of pigeons with an unmanned flying device.

You could say I killed two birds with one drone!

What's the difference between a Pakistani school and military base?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drone.

I told a good drone joke in arabic

It went over american's heads, but it killed in the middle east

What's the difference between an AL Queada base and a Pakistani school?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

DISCLAIMER: Not my joke.

Why did Amazon name their drone delivery service Amazon Prime Air?

Because the name Dropbox is already taken

What is the difference between a Pakistani School and a ISIS Trainingscamp?

I have no idea I'm only flying the drone.

What is the national bird of Pakistan?

An American drone.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a five year old?

I don't know, I just pilot the drone

Why do Pakistanis celebrate July 4th?

Because all the drone pilots are on vacation

My dad bought a $1,400 drone the other day.

He said to me, "If this thing crashes, you'll see a *drone* man cry."

Whats the difference between an ISIS stronghold and a syrian school?

I dont know, i just fly the drone.

What is the difference between an Afghan terror camp and an Afghan nursery?

No idea, I just fly the drone.

Dark humor is basically like Drone Strikes...

They are directed toward Africa and The Middle East.

What's the difference between an ISIS outpost and an Afghanistan elementary school?

I have no clue, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Taliban Base and a hospital?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a Middle Eastern preschool and an ISIS training camp?

I have no idea, I just fly the drone

The first rule about Thesaurus club is

that you do not talk, speak, prattle, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, or converse about Thesaurus Club.

What's the difference between an al-Shabab camp and a Somali wedding?

Don't ask me I just fly the drone.

What's the national bird of Syria

A US drone

Stop dreaming about pizza delivery by drone.

It's a pie-in-the-sky idea.

What's the difference between a terrorist training compound and a kids birthday party?

I don't know man, I'm just the drone pilot.

What's the difference between a weapons factory and a Palestinian preschool?

I don't know, I just pilot the drone.

What's the difference between a Pakistani grade school and an Al-Qaeda training base?

How am I supposed to know, I just pilot the drone

Why do drones get so many pictures of mermaids?

They're Ariel photographers

Grocery store meat departments are starting drone delivery but customers think it's risky.

Its a high-steaks situation

What's the difference between a deadly chemical plant and a Syrian school yard?

I don't know, they just have me fly the drone

What's the difference between a Syrian wedding and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

But drone strikes affect your education.

What's the difference between a School and a Terrorist Base?

I dunno, i'm just flying the Drone.

Two brother sit under the christmas tree....

One gets dozens of presents. He opens one after another, a tablet, a drone, a bike and plenty other things.

The other only gets one present with his name on it: a matchbox car.

The one boy with all the presents maliciously asks: guess whom they like more!

The other, calmly playing with the matchbox car, asks back: guess who has cancer.

What's the national bird of Iraq?

A drone.

What's the difference between a Syrian airbase And a Syrian orphanage

I don't know I just fly the drone

One of the Monty Python team has invented an unmanned aircraft that does sky-writing that's spelled the same backwards as forwards...

It's a Palin drone...

What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a children's school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot

What do you call it when the police shoot down your cocaine drone?

A crackdown

Why are drone pilots considered snobs?

Because they look down on everyone.

The secretary of defense entered Donald Trump's office.

He told Donald Trump that a drone strike in South America had killed 4 brazilian people.

He expected Trump to take this lightly, but much to his surprise, Trump's face turned white with shock, and he promptly fainted.

After Trump awoke, the secretary of defense said "I didn't know you would value 4 brazilian lives so much"

Trump responded "Just tell me, how many million is a Brazilian?"

Conspiracy theorists are like, If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

It's a government surveillance drone.

Amazon just got approved for drone delivery

We now have skeet shooting with prizes.

What's the difference between a school and a terrorist base?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.

What's the difference between a Taliban fighter and an Afghan child?

Don't ask me, I just pilot the drone.

I just Googled, "National Bird Of Syria"

And a picture of a drone popped up.

I asked the bank for a loan to open a "pizza delivery by drone" business.

They refused. Said my business case was just pie in the sky.

The military described the drone strike as "surgical"

This was accurate. It was bloody, it was invasive, and they washed their hands afterwards.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the drone shuttle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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