Drone Jokes
114 drone jokes and hilarious drone puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drone that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of hilarious drone jokes. From jokes about crashed drones to bad drone puns, we've got you covered.
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Funniest Drone Short Jokes
Short drone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The drone humour may include short crane jokes also.
- What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital? I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
- Whats the difference between an ISIS training camp and a children's hospital? I dunno, I just fly the drone...
- Whats the difference between an al qaeda training camp and a school? I dont know, I just fly the drones.
- What's the difference between a Syrian wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
- What's the difference between a pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground? I dunno, I just fly the drone.
- What's the difference between a Pakistani preschool and Isis headquarters? I don't know man I just fly the drones
- What's the difference between an ISIS outpost and an Afghanistan elementary school? I have no clue, I just fly the drone.
- What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone.
- What's the difference between a Taliban Base and a hospital? I don't know, I just fly the drone
- Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp? I don't know man. I just fly the drones.
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Drone One Liners
Which drone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drone? I can suggest the ones about helicopter and droid.
- What's the national bird of Syria A US drone
- What is the national bird of Pakistan? An American drone.
- What is the national bird of Afghanistan? US Drone
- What's Afghanistan's National Bird? An American drone.
- Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike? Everywhere.
- Why do drones get so many pictures of mermaids? They're Ariel photographers
- What do you call a drone that can fly backwards? A palindrone
- What's the product name if Apple started making drones? iSoar
(inspired by ImpulseSV) - What do you call a priest that flies A predator drone.
- I just Googled, "National Bird Of Syria" And a picture of a drone popped up.
- Stop dreaming about pizza delivery by drone. It's a pie-in-the-sky idea.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones. But drone strikes affect your education.
- Did you hear about the shop that sells sentient drones? They were flying off the shelves
- Why do Pakistanis celebrate July 4th? Because all the drone pilots are on vacation
- The FAA can register my drone... ...when they pry it from my neighbour's cold dead head.
Amazon Drone Jokes
Here is a list of funny amazon drone jokes and even better amazon drone puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did Amazon name their drone delivery service Amazon Prime Air? Because the name Dropbox is already taken
- I hope Amazon's drone uses better technology than the military's. Or kindergartens are going to get a lot of wrongly delivered packages
- So Amazon has a new drone delivery service... It's called "UPS deliverymen."
- Amazon just got approved for drone delivery We now have s**... shooting with prizes.
- Say what you will about Amazon's new o**...-harvesting drones... but they always deliver
Howlingly Hilarious Drone Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about drone you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flying dog jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make drone pranks.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree wasn't the worst thing that's happened to me today
But it's definitely up there
What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
Man takes a walk on the beach holding wife's hand..
... eventually finds the rest of her.
There's nothing funny about drone strikes, kids.
What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?
"I don't know I just fly the drone"
What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a muslim wedding and a t**... training camp?
I don't know either, I'm just the drone pilot.
I think my photographer friend is secretly in the Air Force.
He keeps asking if he can use a drone to take aerial shots at my wedding.
I hate it when..
I hate it when my black friend disappears in the dark,
My white friend in snow,
My Chinese friend in sand,
And my Middle-Eastern friend in drone strikes.
What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone
What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?
I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
The most promising show of 2016 in the Middle East could be...
"To Catch a Predator Drone"
Whats the difference between a t**... training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know I just fly the drone.
What did the clingy drone pilot say to the Pakistani women?
Sorry for blowing your phone up.
Why did the military name it's new drone system "Caitlyn Jenner"?
Because it's unmanned
My fiancee doesn't think jokes about drone strikes are funny.
Personally I find them Hillaryous.
How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?
I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a group of Pakastani School Girls and a group of ISIS soldiers..
Don't ask me I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp?
I don't know, I just fly the drone
The Drone Racing League might be one of the most talked about new sports...
At least, it's generating a lot of buzz...
America: We want our drone back
China: Sure, how many do you want?
What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?
What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.
The national bird of Syria is..
..a drone.
I was trying to find my flying drone
Then it hit me
Whats the differebce between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a Taliban Outpost and a Pakistani School?
I don't know, why don't you ask the 50 drone pilots on this sub?
Yesterday I killed a pair of pigeons with an unmanned flying device.
You could say I killed two birds with one drone!
What is the difference between a rebel base and a Pakistan school?
I don't know I'm just a drone pilot
What's the difference between a Pakistani school and military base?
Don't ask me man, I just fly the drone.
I told a good drone joke in arabic
It went over american's heads, but it killed in the middle east
New Drone
Today I bought a new drone.
What's the difference between an AL Queada base and a Pakistani school?
I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
DISCLAIMER: Not my joke.
"Mr. President, four Brazilian soldiers were killed during our last drone attack. "
"This is yuge, let's get Sean out there to tell everyone how we are making the world great again... wait how many is a Brazilian?"
What is the difference between a Pakistani School and a ISIS Trainingscamp?
I have no idea I'm only flying the drone.
What's the difference between a t**... and a five year old?
I don't know, I just pilot the drone
My dad bought a $1,400 drone the other day.
He said to me, "If this thing crashes, you'll see a *drone* man cry."
Whats the difference between an ISIS stronghold and a syrian school?
I dont know, i just fly the drone.
What is the difference between an Afghan t**... camp and an Afghan nursery?
No idea, I just fly the drone.
Dark humor is basically like Drone Strikes...
They are directed toward Africa and The Middle East.
What's the difference between a Middle Eastern preschool and an ISIS training camp?
I have no idea, I just fly the drone
The first rule about Thesaurus club is
that you do not talk, speak, prattle, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, or converse about Thesaurus Club.
Our local police are flying a drone above our Christmas market.
I think they're looking for Stollen goods.
What's the difference between an al-Shabab camp and a somali wedding?
Don't ask me I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between a t**... training compound and a kids birthday party?
I don't know man, I'm just the drone pilot.
What's the difference between a weapons factory and a Palestinian preschool?
I don't know, I just pilot the drone.
What's the difference between a Pakistani grade school and an Al-Qaeda training base?
How am I supposed to know, I just pilot the drone
Grocery store meat departments are starting drone delivery but customers think it's risky.
Its a high-steaks situation
What's the difference between and elemtary school and a t**... dwelling?
Your guess is as good as mine.... I'm just a drone pilot
What's the difference between a deadly chemical plant and a Syrian school yard?
I don't know, they just have me fly the drone
A man asks his buddy a question.
"What's the difference between a t**... training facility and a wedding party?"
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"I don't know man, I just fly the drone."
Why did the Tuvan t**... singer stop making music?
Because there was a drone strike.
What's the difference between a School and a t**... Base?
I dunno, i'm just flying the Drone.
Why was the young drone unable to be independent?
He had helicopter parents
Two brother sit under the christmas tree....
One gets dozens of presents. He opens one after another, a tablet, a drone, a bike and plenty other things.
The other only gets one present with his name on it: a matchbox car.
The one boy with all the presents maliciously asks: guess whom they like more!
The other, calmly playing with the matchbox car, asks back: guess who has cancer.
What's the national bird of Iraq?
A drone.
What's the difference between a Syrian airbase And a Syrian orphanage
I don't know I just fly the drone
All flight have been suspended for a second time this evening,
come one now, this is starting to drone on and on .
One of the Monty python team has invented an unmanned aircraft that does sky-writing that's spelled the same backwards as forwards...
It's a Palin drone...
What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a children's school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot
What do you call it when the police shoot down your c**... drone?
A crackdown
Why are drone pilots considered snobs?
Because they look down on everyone.
The secretary of defense entered Donald Trump's office.
He told Donald Trump that a drone strike in South America had killed 4 brazilian people.
He expected Trump to take this lightly, but much to his surprise, Trump's face turned white with shock, and he promptly fainted.
After Trump awoke, the secretary of defense said "I didn't know you would value 4 brazilian lives so much"
Trump responded "Just tell me, how many million is a Brazilian?"
Conspiracy theorists are like, If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...
It's a government surveillance drone.
