Drone Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Whats the difference between an ISIS training camp and a children's hospital?

I dunno, I just fly the drone...

What's the difference between a Syrian wedding and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground?

I dunno, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between an ISIS outpost and an Afghanistan elementary school?

I have no clue, I just fly the drone.

What's the national bird of Syria

A US drone

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What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What is the national bird of Pakistan?

An American drone.

What's the difference between a Taliban Base and a hospital?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

US Drone

What's the difference between a group of Pakastani School Girls and a group of ISIS soldiers..

Don't ask me I just fly the drone.

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

What is the difference between a Pakistani School and a ISIS Trainingscamp?

I have no idea I'm only flying the drone.

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

I hate it when..

I hate it when my black friend disappears in the dark,

My white friend in snow,

My Chinese friend in sand,

And my Middle-Eastern friend in drone strikes.

What's the difference between a Pakistani grade school and an Al-Qaeda training base?

How am I supposed to know, I just pilot the drone

I told a good drone joke in arabic

It went over american's heads, but it killed in the middle east

Whats the difference between an ISIS stronghold and a syrian school?

I dont know, i just fly the drone.

Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?

Everywhere.

What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a terrorist and a five year old?

I don't know, I just pilot the drone

Two brother sit under the christmas tree....

One gets dozens of presents. He opens one after another, a tablet, a drone, a bike and plenty other things.

The other only gets one present with his name on it: a matchbox car.

The one boy with all the presents maliciously asks: guess whom they like more!

The other, calmly playing with the matchbox car, asks back: guess who has cancer.

What's the difference between a Pakistani school and military base?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Syrian airbase And a Syrian orphanage

I don't know I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda training camp?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a children's school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a muslim wedding and a terrorist training camp?

I don't know either, I'm just the drone pilot.

What's the difference between a weapons factory and a Palestinian preschool?

I don't know, I just pilot the drone.

What's the difference between a Middle Eastern preschool and an ISIS training camp?

I have no idea, I just fly the drone

What is the difference between an Afghan terror camp and an Afghan nursery?

No idea, I just fly the drone.

Timmy and Billy compare Christmas presents...

Two 9 year old boys, Timmy and Billy, met after Christmas. Billy asked, "How was your Christmas, Timmy? Did you get any nice presents?"

Timmy's eyes opened wide. "It was amazing!" he said. "I got an Xbox One with all of the games, PLUS a Playstation, a brand new remote control car, a helicopter, an iPad, an iPhone 6, a drone camera, and all the Transformers toys, and a whole bunch of candy and chocolates, a big cake, and a new bike! I got everything I asked for and more."

"Oh my God!" Billy said. "That's so cool. You're so lucky. I didn't get much. I got a new sweater and some puzzles."

"That's too bad," Timmy said. "How come that's all you got?"

Billy looked at his feet. "Because *I* don't have cancer."

Why do drones get so many pictures of mermaids?

They're Ariel photographers

Why did Amazon name their drone delivery service Amazon Prime Air?

Because the name Dropbox is already taken

I hope Amazon's drone uses better technology than the military's.

Or kindergartens are going to get a lot of wrongly delivered packages

One of the Monty Python team has invented an unmanned aircraft that does sky-writing that's spelled the same backwards as forwards...

It's a Palin drone...

A bunch of insects are having a formal get together and decide to invite a simple drone worker whose sole function is to carry whatever the queen wants back to the colony...

Becoming all excited at the prospect of doing something different he decides to dress himself in the best suit there is but he cannot seem to complete the look with a half-windsor knot.

Such a complicated task required more skilled mandibles so he goes over to his boss but suddenly gets crushed by a rock and dies.

What did you expect? It's an ant tie joke.

Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree wasn't the worst thing that's happened to me today

But it's definitely up there

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

"I don't know I just fly the drone"

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a deadly chemical plant and a Syrian school yard?

I don't know, they just have me fly the drone

Yesterday I killed a pair of pigeons with an unmanned flying device.

You could say I killed two birds with one drone!

What's the difference between a Taliban Outpost and a Pakistani School?

I don't know, why don't you ask the 50 drone pilots on this sub?

Grocery store meat departments are starting drone delivery but customers think it's risky.

Its a high-steaks situation

What's the difference between a School and a Terrorist Base?

I dunno, i'm just flying the Drone.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

But drone strikes affect your education.

What's the difference between an AL Queada base and a Pakistani school?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

DISCLAIMER: Not my joke.

What's the darkest dark humor joke you got?

I start!..

What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Stop dreaming about pizza delivery by drone.

It's a pie-in-the-sky idea.

The FAA can register my drone...

...when they pry it from my neighbour's cold dead head.

My dad bought a $1,400 drone the other day.

He said to me, "If this thing crashes, you'll see a *drone* man cry."

What's the difference between a terrorist training compound and a kids birthday party?

I don't know man, I'm just the drone pilot.

What's the national bird of Iraq?

A drone.

Whats the differebce between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What do you call it when the police shoot down your cocaine drone?

A crackdown

Why did the military name it's new drone system "Caitlyn Jenner"?

Because it's unmanned

Why do Pakistanis celebrate July 4th?

Because all the drone pilots are on vacation

"Mr. President, four Brazilian soldiers were killed during our last drone attack. "

"This is yuge, let's get Sean out there to tell everyone how we are making the world great again... wait how many is a Brazilian?"

What is the national bird of Syria?

The drone

What did the clingy drone pilot say to the Pakistani women?

Sorry for blowing your phone up.

A man asks his buddy a question.

"What's the difference between a terrorist training facility and a wedding party?"

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"I don't know man, I just fly the drone."

What's the difference between an al-Shabab camp and a Somali wedding?

Don't ask me I just fly the drone.

Man takes a walk on the beach holding wife's hand..

... eventually finds the rest of her.


There's nothing funny about drone strikes, kids.

New Drone

Today I bought a new drone.

Why was the young drone unable to be independent?

He had helicopter parents

What's the difference between and elemtary school and a terrorist dwelling?

Your guess is as good as mine.... I'm just a drone pilot

What are the funniest drone jokes of all time?

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