The Best 24 Droid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Droid jokes. There are some droid samsung jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these droid han puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Droid Jokes and Puns

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What do you call a droid who was sexually harassed in the workplace?

R2MeToo

Droid joke, What do you call a droid who was sexually harassed in the workplace?

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

TIL the next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.

Its name is 80-HD


What do you call a pirate droid?

Arrrrr-2D2

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 Detour.

Droid joke, What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you call an invisible Star Wars droid?

C-thru-PO

[no spoiler] Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

Rewatched The Last Jedi and noticed that they missed an opportunity when they named the black BB droid.

They should have called him BBc.

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What do you call a "woke" droid?

R2-Me2

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What do you call a traffic avoiding droid?

R2-detour

What do you call an Android with perfect grammar?

A droid.

Did you hear the news? A town got hit by a Giant Robot Bottom

It was an Ass Droid

Droid joke, Did you hear the news? A town got hit by a Giant Robot Bottom

Why did the droids take so long to complete the Death Star?

Because they had bad motivators...

Star Wars fans will get this one...

Everyone is saying they're changing gender, or changing race, or this and that about politics. And I am just sitting here like...

What about the droid attack on the Wookies?!

(Star Wars) Why was the Battle Droid not invited to the LGBTQ party?

He was CISgendered


Why wasn't the droid hungry?

Because BB8

You're not the only one who's been molested by a droid..

\#me2d2

What do you call a gay Destroyer Droid?

A fruit roll-up.

I bought a used droid a few days ago, all it does is sit on the couch and watch TV

I think it has a busted motivator

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

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