Droid Jokes

Funniest Droid Short Jokes

Short droid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The droid humour may include short smartphone jokes also.

1. Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
2. TIL the next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span. Its name is 80-HD
3. Rewatched The Last Jedi and noticed that they missed an opportunity when they named the black BB droid. They should have called him BBc.
4. I saw a Battle Droid push a foul-mouthed clone trooper off a cliff.... ...he was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.
5. Why did the droids take so long to complete the Death Star? Because they had bad motivators...
   Star Wars fans will get this one...
6. Everyone is saying they're changing gender, or changing race, or this and that about politics. And I am just sitting here like... What about the droid attack on the Wookies?!
7. Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina? Because droids can't get service.
8. I bought a used droid a few days ago, all it does is sit on the couch and watch TV I think it has a busted motivator
9. how did one droid flirt with the other droid "hey bb"
10. A good Star Wars joke... Why couldn't the battle droid go to work?
    Because he had STAP infection!

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Droid One Liners

Which droid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with droid? I can suggest the ones about smart phone and drone.

1. Dad: Your a Star Wars droid. Son: Am not! Dad: Artoo!
2. What do you get when you teach Android grammar? A droid
3. what do you call an invisible protocol droid? C-through-PO
4. What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?
   R2 Detour.
5. What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrrr-2D2
6. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 Detour.
7. Why does the Empire use Apple? Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
8. [no spoiler] Why is the BB unit droid not hungry? Because BB-8
9. What do you call a "woke" droid? R2-Me2
10. What do you call an Android with perfect grammar? A droid.
11. Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for. Stormtrooper: They R2!
12. What do you call a gay Destroyer Droid? A fruit roll-up.
13. What do you call a droid who's never on time? BB-L8
14. A droid, a ressistance fighter and a storm trooper walk/role into a bar.
15. What is Obi Wan's favorite font? Droid Sans

Comical Droid Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about droid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean apple device jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make droid pranks.