Droid Jokes

Funniest Droid Short Jokes

Short droid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The droid humour may include short smartphone jokes also.

1. Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
2. Why did the stormtroppers buy iPhone? Cuz they couldn't find the droids they were looking for
3. TIL the next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span. Its name is 80-HD
4. Rewatched The Last Jedi and noticed that they missed an opportunity when they named the black BB droid. They should have called him BBc.
5. I saw a Battle Droid push a foul-mouthed clone trooper off a cliff.... ...he was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.
6. Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone? Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!
7. Why did the droids take so long to complete the Death Star? Because they had bad motivators...
   Star Wars fans will get this one...
8. Everyone is saying they're changing gender, or changing race, or this and that about politics. And I am just sitting here like... What about the droid attack on the Wookies?!
9. You're not the only one who's been molested by a droid.. \#me2d2
10. Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina? Because droids can't get service.

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Droid One Liners

Which droid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with droid? I can suggest the ones about smart phone and drone.

1. Dad: Your a Star Wars droid. Son: Am not! Dad: Artoo!
2. What do you get when you teach Android grammar? A droid
3. what do you call an invisible protocol droid? C-through-PO
4. What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?
   R2 Detour.
5. What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrrr-2D2
6. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 Detour.
7. Why does the Empire use Apple? Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
8. What do you call an invisible Star Wars droid? C-thru-PO
9. [no spoiler] Why is the BB unit droid not hungry? Because BB-8
10. What do you call a Star Wars droid that takes the long way around? R2 Detour.
11. What do you call a "woke" droid? R2-Me2
12. What do you call a traffic avoiding droid? R2-detour
13. What do you call an Android with perfect grammar? A droid.
14. Why wasn't the droid hungry? Because BB8
15. (Star Wars) Why was the Battle Droid not invited to the LGBTQ party? He was CISgendered

Star Wars Droid Jokes

Here is a list of funny star wars droid jokes and even better star wars droid puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A good Star Wars joke... Why couldn't the battle droid go to work?
  Because he had STAP infection!

Comical Droid Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about droid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean apple device jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make droid pranks.