The Best 23 Drizzle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drizzle jokes. There are some drizzle sansa jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drizzle torrential puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Drizzle Jokes and Puns

why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

A new study found

A new study found

that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits..

And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to be their victims..

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

For drizzle.

A woman and her husband were arguing over the current precipitation...

The woman insisted it was drizzling outside while her husband said that really, it was just misting.

They decided that the argument would be settled by asking their elderly former soviet neighbor Rudolf.

Rudolf grimaced at the sky for a moment and held up a hand to catch some of the falling moisture. "It is drizzle," he declared.

The husband, a little put out by losing the argument, complained. "And why are we accepting our neighbors judgement?"

"Because," the wife replied, "Rudolf the red knows rain, dear."

I was with my wife in Russia when it starts to drizzle

So I say to my wife "It's raining" she quickly responds (looking to start a fight) "Actually, I think it's snowing".

This goes back and forth for a few minutes when I notice my buddy Officer Rudolf of the communist national guard. I go over to him and ask, "Officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"

He glances over and replies, "raining, ofcourse".
I turn back to my wife and triumphantly announce, "See, Rudolf the red knows rain dear!"

Why does Snoop Dog use an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle, my nizzle.

Drizzle joke, Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

How much olive oil does Snoop Dogg use to cook?

A drizzle.

Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?
For the drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?


You can explore drizzle overcast reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean drizzle downpour dad jokes. There are also drizzle puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Why DIDN'T Snoop Dog need an umbrella?

Faux drizzle.

Under what circumstances does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle

What did the meteorologist use as his stage name when he rapped at the Open Mic Night?

Heavy Drizzle.

Why did Snoop Dogg wear a rain jacket?

For the Drizzle

Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

Drizzle joke, Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Why do black people like rain?

For drizzle.

Why did Jay-Z turn his windshield wipers on?

For drizzle, my nizzle.

What did the Jew do in the strip club?

He made it drizzle.

Why do Snoop Dog need an umbrella?

The drizzle my nizzle

Why does Snoop use umbrellas?

Fo drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the drizzle rainstorm jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working drizzle rainy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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