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In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.

The nurse asks him, "Charlie what are you doing?"

Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!"

The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Charlie, how you doing?"

Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago."

"Great," replied the nurse. The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room and finds Bob sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.

Furiously she asks, "Bob what the hell are you doing!?"

Bob says, "I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!" 

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Jill works at an insane asylum....

One day shes walking by Charlie's room and sees him steering an imaginary steering wheel. "What are you doing Charlie?" She asks.
"I'm driving to Chicago!" He replies.
"Oh ok then."

Next day she walks by again, and hes still "driving." She asks, "what are you doing Charlie?" He replies, "I just got to Chicago and I'm driving around!" She shakes her head, "ok then."

As she's walking off she peeks into the next door, where Allen sleeps, and sees him furiously masturbating. Shocked, she asks "my goodness Allen, what are doing?!"

"I'm fucking Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"

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Business Trip

A nurse is making her rounds through a nursing home and pops into a room. The man is sitting in his bed animatedly acting like he's driving, "vroom vroom" sound effects and everything. The nurse says, "Ed, what are you doing?" "I'm driving to Chicago for a business trip," Ed replies.

The nurse leaves Ed's room, and makes it two doors down the hall where she finds another patient furiously masturbating. "Joe, what do you think you're doing," the nurse yells. Joe replies, "I'm fuckin' Ed's wife while he's in Chicago!"

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So a guy named Mike applies to join a Chicago police department.

"The first test is to lift a bag that is the size of a human and carry it to safety out of a building.", says the chief.

Mike succeeds.

"Next, you must show us your driving skills and show that you can handle a police car.", the chief says.

Mike succeeds.

"Now, for your final test, I want you to go shoot a black teenager and three songbirds.", says the chief.

"Why should I shoot three songbirds?", says Mike.

"Congratulations, you've got the job!", says the chief.

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Roadtrip!

Nurse Betty works at an insane asylum.
She walked into johns room and saw him with his hands up like he's driving a car.
Nurse Betty: "John what are you doing?"
John:"I'm driving to Chicago. Vroom! vroom!"
"ok John. Have a nice ride"

Nurse Betty returns to johns room a few hours later to see him still driving his "car".
"how's the drive going John?"
"Beep! Beep! I'm just pulling into Chicago right now."
"that's nice John. Have fun"

Nurse Betty then goes next door to tommy's room. She gasped as she saw Tommy with his pants down and him beating off.
"Tommy! What are you doing!?!"
"I'm fucking john's wife while he's in Chicago"
 

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A great Vacation

One day, at little Hill mental institution in NY, nurse Nancy was making her rounds and checking on the patients. She comes to Bob's room and takes a peek inside to make sure everything is alright. Bob is folding all of his clothes and everything in his room is laid out neatly on the bed. Being unusual, Nancy asks bob what he's doing...
"Everything ok Bob?" she asks. Bob replies " Ohh yes, I'm just packing for Chicago!, I'm taking a vacation" and he goes about his way. Nancy just shakes her head and finishes the rounds....
Next day, Nancy is doing her rounds and again check on Bob. This time Bob is sitting on his bed and mimicking driving and he's waving and smiling.
"Bob, everything ok?" Nancy inquires.
" Ohhh yes nurse, I just arrived in Chicago. It's so nice here"
Satisfied with her patients glee, Nancy leaves him be and checks on Rodney in the next room. As she looks in, she sees Rodney jerking off furiously and humping his bed and thrashing...
"RODNEY!!! What on earth are you doing?!?!?!" she asks, grossed out.
Rodney stops a sec, wipes the sweat from his brow and bellows
"I'm fucking Bob's wife while he's in Chicago!!!!!"

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Speaking of Mental Hospitals (nsfw)

A nurse at a mental hospital normally doesn't interact with the patients but one night decided to get to know them.

She walks into Bob's hospital room and he's sitting in a chair, pretending to drive, putting his hands on an imaginary steering wheel and stick shift.

"Bob, what are you doing?" she asks.

"I'm late for a meeting in Chicago!" he says.

She goes to the next hospital room and there's Jim sitting in a chair, with his pants down, vigorously giving his johnson the Commander One Hander.

"Jim, what are you doing?" she asks.

"I'm fucking Bob's wife while he's in Chicago!"

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The weather in Chicago tonight

Dark and cloudy, with a chance of drive-by

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