The Best 4 Driving Intoxicated Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Driving Intoxicated jokes. There are some driving intoxicated jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these driving intoxicated puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Driving Intoxicated Jokes and Puns

Why do bartenders from Boston confiscate an intoxicated person's Khaki's at the end of the night?

So they can't drive home.

Cop pulls over a swerving RV.

Cop: I am going to have to arrest you for driving while intoxicated.
Guy: You can't arrest me I am already home.

What do you call a crab that, despite being warned, insists on driving intoxicated?

Very shellfish.

Slightly intoxicated friend driving us home asks how am I driving? Egh, well since there's no one else on the road right now, I'd say you're doing pretty good...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the driving intoxicated jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working driving intoxicated piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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