Driving Cars Jokes

Funniest Driving Cars Short Jokes

Short driving cars jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The driving cars humour may include short driving jokes also.

1. What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car? A lyft. Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
   
2. While driving to work, robbers jumped into my car and stole everything. They were pirates of the car I be in.
3. Microsoft is working on software for self-driving vehicles. I can't wait until my car suddenly stops in the middle of the highway and reboots to install updates.
4. Cop pulls over bad driver Cop- sir do you realize how badly you were switching lanes?
   Guy- sorry officer, I'm drunk af
   Cop-that's not a valid reason to let your girlfriend drive the car
5. I've already got a car, but I want to have a DeLorean as well. I would drive my first car every day, but only drive the DeLorean from time to time.
6. It really probably isn't safe for me to be driving my car right now, But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.
7. They finally figured out why the computerized self driving car has crashed... They didn't install the driver.
8. I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying "I am a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal." Suddenly, I realized how many proctologists there are on the roads.
9. I ran my car into a pole late last night The worst part was the awful sound it made, but I don't speak polish so I just kept driving
10. If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving? The police officer.

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Driving Cars One Liners

Which driving cars one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with driving cars? I can suggest the ones about driving fast and riding in car.

1. What car does Jesus drive? A Christler
   I'm so sorry...
2. Apparently I snore so loudly that I scare everyone in the car I'm driving.
3. When a bmw owner learns to drive... What kind of car do they switch to?
4. What kind of car does a Weeaboo drive? A Nii-san
5. How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.
6. Beer has female hormones Whenever I am drinking I talk too much and can't drive a car.
7. Why could nobody in the Soviet Union drive a car? They kept Stalin.
8. What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean!
9. Why can't elvis drive his car in reverse? He's dead
10. I got my balls stuck in a RC car It's driving me nuts
11. What kind of car does The Fonz drive? A Model "Aaayyyyee"
12. Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk? Because their wives are driving.
13. When I was a teenager, I had to learn how to drive a stick. We couldn't afford a car.
14. What type of car does the pope drive A Christler
15. A Mexican and a black guy are in a car... Who's driving?
    The cop is...

Self Driving Cars Jokes

Here is a list of funny self driving cars jokes and even better self driving cars puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My self-driving car keeps getting pulled over... ...I knew I shouldn't have got it in black
• AMD should make a self-driving car... ...because they specialize in creating things that don't come with drivers.
• Apple and Google are both working on self driving cars. Personally I don't think I want to ride in a car without Windows.
• Apple has successfully created a self driving car However, they are having problems installing windows.
• Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car? (on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
• I get self conscious about driving my lowered car at times. I feel like other motorists are always looking down on me.
• The first self driving commercial cars license plate should be... 'AFKBRB'
• Did you hear about the first death caused by a self driving car? The police never pressed charges though, because they couldn't determine it's automotive.
• I never really understood what the "blue screen of death" meant But when my self driving car had one the name started making a lot more sense
• [Warning: Nerdy] Two self driving cars lost control on the freeway and crashed, killing 4. Experts say it was caused by a race condition.

Self-driving Cars Jokes

Here is a list of funny self-driving cars jokes and even better self-driving cars puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Here is how we will know when the self-driving car revolution has truly arrived: When you hear a country song about someone's truck leaving them
• I've finally discovered why it takes so long to develop self-driving vehicle technology. The first cars equipped with it have to turn 16 before any real development can begin.
• Sure is taking Google a long time to make a self driving car. They're hitting one obstacle after another.
• My friend told me there has only been a handful of accidents with self-driving cars. I thought there were Waymo.
• I have a self-driving car, yesterday I added Microsoft word to its AI program. Today it wrote it's autobiography.
• When new self driving cars become mainstream, country music will change We'll be hearing songs about how my truck ran off
• The day it's all self-driving cars on the road is the day I stop driving
• Uber Now that Uber doesn't have a CEO, COO, CFO or CTO, they may finally qualify as a self-driving car company.
• Recently, my self driving car has been malfunctioning. It's driving me crazy
• A lot of companies are working on a self driving car I don't think any of them are working on the cursing algorithym for when someone cuts off that car, how unproffesional...

Playful Driving Cars Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

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