The Best 12 Drivethru Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drivethru jokes. There are some drivethru insurance jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drivethru line puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Drivethru Jokes and Puns

I got a strange note in my bag at the Taco Bell drive-thru last night...

The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."

I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"

I remember my teacher telling me that looking out of the window wouldn't get me anywhere.

Boy, did I have a smug look later when I handed him his burger and fries at the drive-thru!

Every restaurant has a drive-thru

If you drive fast enough.

Drivethru joke, Every restaurant has a drive-thru

I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee.

I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly.

At the window, there was a delay.

Finally, a teen-aged girl came to the window looking frustrated.

"I'm having a problem," she announced. "The ice keeps melting."

I'm almost always naked when ordering food

It really weirds out the drive-thru attendant


I made up a Stephen Wright joke.

I went to the drive-thru recently. The lady over the intercom asked what should could get for me. I told her I'd take a cheeseburger, medium french fries, and a large Coke. She told me I couldn't order that. I said, "Why not?". She said, "This is a bank."

Please read in Steven Wright's voice...

I was driving my friend around and he told me he was hungry. Asked if I'd take him to the drive-thru. I said yes. I pull up to the place and we wait in line for about five minutes. Finally it's our turn. The lady asks how she can help us today and I tell her I need two cheeseburgers, a large fry, and a small Pepsi. She apologizes and says she can't help me.

"Why not?"

"You're at a bank."

Drivethru joke, Please read in Steven Wright's voice...

Have you heard about the new drive-thru whorehouse?

There's always someone coming.

I went for a burger at McDonald's...

the drive-thru line was super long, but it was worth the weight.

I was in line at the drive-thru, and when I pulled up to the window to get my food, the cashier said "I'm so sorry about the wait."

I appreciated the gesture, but I didn't think she was that fat.

I literally drove through the Drive-thru at Burger King.

But I'm a new driver. Why don't you give me a brake?

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If you're in the drive-thru line at a national ice cream chain...

You are in da' queue for DQ!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the drivethru asked jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working drivethru hungry piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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