Drivethru Jokes
9 drivethru jokes and hilarious drivethru puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drivethru that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Drivethru Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What is a good drivethru joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I got a strange note in my bag at the taco bell drive-thru last night...
The lady seemed very frazzled and the note said "help there are two armed men inside."
I drove off laughing, thinking "well yeah it would take forever to make tacos with one arm"
I remember my teacher telling me that looking out of the window wouldn't get me anywhere.
Boy, did I have a smug look later when I handed him his burger and fries at the drive-thru!
Every restaurant has a drive-thru
If you drive fast enough.
I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee.
I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly.
At the window, there was a delay.
Finally, a teen-aged girl came to the window looking frustrated.
"I'm having a problem," she announced. "The ice keeps melting."
I'm almost always n**... when ordering food
It really weirds out the drive-thru attendant
I made up a Stephen Wright joke.
I went to the drive-thru recently. The lady over the intercom asked what should could get for me. I told her I'd take a cheeseburger, medium french fries, and a large Coke. She told me I couldn't order that. I said, "Why not?". She said, "This is a bank."
Please read in Steven Wright's voice...
I was driving my friend around and he told me he was hungry. Asked if I'd take him to the drive-thru. I said yes. I pull up to the place and we wait in line for about five minutes. Finally it's our turn. The lady asks how she can help us today and I tell her I need two cheeseburgers, a large fry, and a small Pepsi. She apologizes and says she can't help me.
"Why not?"
"You're at a bank."
Have you heard about the new drive-thru w**...?
There's always someone coming.
I went for a burger at McDonald's...
the drive-thru line was super long, but it was worth the weight.
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