The Best 6 Drivethrough Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drivethrough jokes. There are some drivethrough axle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drivethrough car puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Drivethrough Jokes and Puns

I was in a long McDonald's drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.

Take the high road, I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.

The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.

When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too.

Now she has to go back to the end of the line to start all over.

Don't honk your horn at old people.

My teacher used to tell me that I would never amount to anything by looking out of the window all day

Man did I feel smug as I passed him his burger and fries at the drive-through last night

First rule of Fast Food management:

Always put the employee with the worst accent on the drive-through.

Why do fights happen at drive-through ATMs?

Because they cash you outside

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafé on McAfee


I opened a drive-through at my local burger place today.

It sucked. Totally wrecked my car.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the drivethrough today jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working drivethrough mcafee piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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