Drivethrough Jokes
5 drivethrough jokes and hilarious drivethrough puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drivethrough that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I was in a long McDonald's drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.
Take the high road, I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.
The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too.
Now she has to go back to the end of the line to start all over.
Don't honk your horn at old people.
My teacher used to tell me that I would never amount to anything by looking out of the window all day
Man did I feel smug as I passed him his burger and fries at the drive-through last night
First rule of Fast Food management:
Always put the employee with the worst accent on the drive-through.
Why do fights happen at drive-through ATMs?
Because they cash you outside
What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?
Getting McCafé on McAfee
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