The Best 12 Driverless Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Driverless jokes. There are some driverless chauffeur jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these driverless ambulances puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Driverless Jokes and Puns

I don't see what's the big deal about driverless cars.

Every parking lot is full of them.

The voice command system of my driverless car stopped working days ago.

It goes without saying..

Soon I'll have a driverless car...

I'm not getting a Tesla. It's just my insurance runs out and I can't afford to renew it.

Driverless joke, Soon I'll have a driverless car...

If the rumors about Apple manufacturing a driverless car...

Then I can't wait to drive into the middle of the Atlantic ocean!

I accidentally muted the command switch on my driverless car...

...well, it goes without saying.


There's no such thing as driverless cars.

The software required to make a car drive itself has all kinds of drivers!

The majority of Americans said driverless cars will have a big impact on the elderly people

, specifically if they don't cross the stress fast enough.

Driverless joke, The majority of Americans said driverless cars will have a big impact on the elderly people

'Ford recalls nearly 1.4 million cars, steering wheel can come loose'

Is this Ford's idea of a driver-less car?

What's under the hood of a Google driverless car?

A search engine.

What do you call a car with an asian behind the wheel?

A driverless car.

I own a Driver-less car.

Yup, it's sitting parked on my driveway right now.

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Who's driving?

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in the back seat of a car. So who's driving? No one! They're both research scientists gathering data on the performance of Google driverless car. You racist.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the driverless reliable jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working driverless auto piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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