The Best 13 Drivein Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drivein jokes. There are some drivein husband jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drivein movie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Drivein Jokes and Puns

Two blondes went to a drive-in movie. What movie did they go to see?

"Closed for Winter".

Two blondes froze to death at the drive-in theater.

They were there to see "Closed for Winter."

Did you hear about the blondes who were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?

They were waiting for "Closed For The Winter" to start.

Drivein joke, Did you hear about the blondes who were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theat

Box of condoms fall onto virgin's lap on the way to the drive-in...

Virgin - "What are these?"
Guy - "Umm.. those..those are cigarette holders!"
Virgin - "Where do you get these cigarette holders?"
Guy - "At the pharmacy."
(The next day the virgin goes to the pharmacy to get herself some cigarette holders)
Pharmacist - "How may I help you?"
Virgin - "I'd like a box of condoms, please."
Pharmacist - "Okay, what size do you need, Miss?"
Virgin - "I'd say big enough for a camel!"

How did the blonde couple die at the drive-in?

They went to see "closed for the winter"


How do you know when you partied too hard last night at the drive-in movies?

You wake up in a flea market.

Why did the blonde go to the drive-in in December?

She wanted to see the movie "closed for the winter".

Drivein joke, Why did the blonde go to the drive-in in December?

My last trip to the movies cost $138

That's the last time I take a cab to the drive-in!

The village idiot died of hypothermia at the movie drive-in theater.

He had gone to see the film "CLOSED FOR WINTER"

Who did The Fonz call when his motorcycle broke down on the way to Arnold's Drive-In?

Triple Aaaaayyyyy!

Did you hear about the two blonde skeletons they found in the drive-in theater?

They went to see Closed for the Winter.

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It's weird watching reruns of The Flintstones nowadays...

with their stone age drive-in movies and their caveman bowling... it just seems so... dated.

A man died at the drive-in theater

He froze to death seeing "Closed for season".

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