Driveby Jokes

Funniest Driveby Short Jokes

Short driveby jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The driveby humour may include short chauffeur jokes also.

1. Lost track of my work because I just heard my car was involved in a drive-by My Focus is shot.
2. Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania Q. What goes "Clip, Clop, Clip, Clop, BANG!! ClipClopClipClopClipClopClipClop"
   A. An Amish drive-by shooting
3. An Amish joke for you... What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, silence....?
   A drive-by shunning
4. Someone on the street asked me: What's your business?
   me: I have a drive-by prostitution agency.
   How's business?
   me: It comes and goes.
5. What goes "clip clip BANG" What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."
   An Amish drive-by shooting.
6. Changing a "C" to a "G" can have fatal consequences... because some Clockwork suddenly turns into a drive-by shooting.
7. I opened a business for shooting targets, but things haven't been good. All I get are drive-bys.
8. Do not drive while playing Pokemon Go! There's a reason why they're called pokestops, not poke drive-bys.
9. What do you call the technique of recording footage from a moving vehicle? Drive-by shooting.

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Driveby One Liners

Which driveby one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with driveby? I can suggest the ones about fruit and triplets.

1. What goes clop-clop,bang-bang,clop-clop? Amish drive-by.
2. What do you call a drive-by done by a group of homosexuals? A fruit roll up
3. If a LGBTQ person participates in a drive-by shooting, is that a... ...fruity roll-up?
4. clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop Amish drive-by shooting.
5. What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'? An Amish drive-by
6. What goes clip clop clip clop bang bang? An amish drive-by shooting
7. If a school shoter has heelies on is it concedered a Driveby
8. The Yakuza doesn't do drive-bys They do Hari-Kari Outs.
9. Today an owl was found murdered by another owl. Police say it was a drive-by hooting.
10. The weather in Chicago tonight Dark and cloudy, with a chance of drive-by
11. What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting? Duck!!!
12. what do you call a drive-by in china? cappuccino
13. What do you call an Asian driveby? Cap-a-chino
14. Roll-Up A Fruit Roll-Up sounds like a gay drive-by to me
15. Did you hear about the drive-by where they threw corn cobs at people? It was a maize-ing!

Happy Driveby Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about driveby you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean driver jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make driveby pranks.