The Best 16 Driveby Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Driveby jokes. There are some driveby man jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these driveby fruit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Driveby Jokes and Puns

What goes clop-clop,bang-bang,clop-clop?

Amish drive-by.

Lost track of my work because I just heard my car was involved in a drive-by

My Focus is shot.

What do you call a drive-by done by a group of homosexuals?

A fruit roll up

Driveby joke, What do you call a drive-by done by a group of homosexuals?

If a LGBTQ person participates in a drive-by shooting, is that a...

...fruity roll-up?

clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop

Amish drive-by shooting.

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

What goes clip clop clip clop bang bang?

An amish drive-by shooting

Driveby joke, What goes clip clop clip clop bang bang?

If a school shoter has heelies on is it concedered a


Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania

Q. What goes "Clip, Clop, Clip, Clop, BANG!! ClipClopClipClopClipClopClipClop"

A. An Amish drive-by shooting

An Amish joke for you...

What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, silence....?

A drive-by shunning

Someone on the street asked me:

What's your business?

me: I have a drive-by prostitution agency.

How's business?

me: It comes and goes.

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What goes "clip clip BANG"

What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."

An Amish drive-by shooting.

Changing a "C" to a "G" can have fatal consequences...

because some Clockwork suddenly turns into a drive-by shooting.

Today an owl was found murdered by another owl.

Police say it was a drive-by hooting.

The weather in Chicago tonight

Dark and cloudy, with a chance of drive-by

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?


Driveby joke, What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

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