Drip Too Hard Jokes
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What is hard and dry before it gets in, and comes out soft and dripping?
A cookie in your tea, you pervert!
Guess this activity: Something long and hard inserted into a wet hole. In and out it goes until white goo came dripping out from the wet hole.
Brushing your teeth.
Scary Story
It seemed like an average Tuesday night. The roads were quiet outside, and rain was beginning to pour down hard. Things were going pretty slowly until a friend of mine burst through the door, but there was something off about him. There he stood, motionless in the dark, his piercing stare not leaving me. After a moment or two, he began to slowly peel his own skin off. Blood dripped slowly from his lips, and I had to ask him with the most courage I could muster:
"Dude, do you need to borrow some ChapStick?"
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