Drip Jokes
9 drip jokes and hilarious drip puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drip that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover hilarious drip jokes that will have you laughing for days. These jokes range from acorns dripping too hard to the wonders of a latex iv drip. Read on to discover what it means to "drip too hard" and explore how even the tiniest trickle can be used to make you laugh.
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What is a good drip joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why do c**... drip into belly b**...?
It's sea men trying to get to the navel base.
Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?
Because they hate French Press!
There's a pair of twins, Ivan and Oliver Peterson.
They both became doctors. Not medical doctors, but doctors in meteorology.
They study the rain. You know,
Dr.I.P.
Dr.O.P.
I got some really cool clothing for my tonsils
Now I have post-nasal drip
A man walks into a bar...
...wearing a hospital gown and attached to an IV drip.
He asks the barman to give him a double v**... on the rocks.
Barman passes him one and he necks it back.
He asks the barman for another double v**... on the rocks.
Barman passes him another and he necks it back.
'I really shouldn't be drinking this with what I have,' the man says.
'What do you have?' the barman says.
'50 cents,' the man says.
They call me gonorrhea...
Because I got that drip
What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?
The IV Drip
I have a drip on my shoe from when I was eating a gyro in Europe.
I'm calling it a Greece stain.
Today I met an incontinent hippie on l**....
He had a bad drip.
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