Fun-Filled Drinker Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish f**...?
One less drinker
"I'm a socialist drinker!" The bartender chuckled and asked me, "Don't you mean social drinker?"
"No, I only drink when someone else is paying."
Messy drinker
A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, What'll you have? The skeleton says, Gimme a beer and a mop.
A man walking into a bar and says, "I'll have ten times more beers than your next biggest drinker"
The bartender replied, "Now that's an order of magnitude!"
A customer walks up to a barista at Starbucks
They are not a huge coffee drinker so they ask the barista what's your mildest roast? The barista thinks about it for a moment and says you have mediocre ears.
If you add coke to your whiskey, you're a novice drinker.
If you add whiskey to your coke, you're ruining good drugs.
If you drink the perfect amount of scotch every day, you'll live forever...
Every scotch drinker just dies trying to figure out how much that is.

Mom and Dad
My mom and dad are fighting again. My mom yelled, Have you been drinking again? You promised me to try to be a different man!!
My dad always has a witty reply. He said, I am trying, but the other man is a drinker too.
Positivity
Was discussing the power of positivity with family members. Told them I could turn any situation into a positive one.
About a month later one of our cousins passed. He was a very heavy drinker & s**.... At the f**... another cousin came up to a group of us talking & said let's see you turn THIS into a positive. I thought for a minuteβ¦and realized our cousin was being cremated. That's when it hit me. I told the group, the good news is he quit drinking, and a few days from now when the flames die down, he'll have quit smoking too.
I'm not an alcoholic. I only drink when I'm home alone...
I'm just an anti-social drinker
Some call me an alcoholic,
But I call myself an antisocial drinker
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When people say they're a foodie it's no big deal..
but when people find I'm a drinker they're all "stop the car" and "we're calling the police".
Did you know Jesus is a drinker?
He was so hammered one time, he woke up 3 days later inside a cave
Local coffee drinker...
Local man caught after stealing a month's worth of coffee.
He was charged with resisting a rest.
I'm a clueless drinker.
I only drink on days that end with "why".
What do you call a fat alcoholic?
A heavy drinker.

Im a social drinker
Yep, I spend my social security checks on booze.
Why was the heavy drinker kicked out of the casino?
He had won too many!