The Best 17 Drinker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drinker jokes. There are some drinker drunkard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drinker drink puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Drinker Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drinker

"I'm a socialist drinker!" The bartender chuckled and asked me, "Don't you mean social drinker?"

"No, I only drink when someone else is paying."

Messy drinker

A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, What'll you have? The skeleton says, Gimme a beer and a mop.

Drinker joke, Messy drinker

A man walking into a bar and says, "I'll have ten times more beers than your next biggest drinker"

The bartender replied, "Now that's an order of magnitude!"

A customer walks up to a barista at Starbucks

They are not a huge coffee drinker so they ask the barista what's your mildest roast? The barista thinks about it for a moment and says you have mediocre ears.

If you add coke to your whiskey, you're a novice drinker.

If you add whiskey to your coke, you're ruining good drugs.

If you drink the perfect amount of scotch every day, you'll live forever...

Every scotch drinker just dies trying to figure out how much that is.

Drinker joke, If you drink the perfect amount of scotch every day, you'll live forever...

Mom and Dad

My mom and dad are fighting again. My mom yelled, Have you been drinking again? You promised me to try to be a different man!!

My dad always has a witty reply. He said, I am trying, but the other man is a drinker too.

I'm not an alcoholic. I only drink when I'm home alone...

I'm just an anti-social drinker

Some call me an alcoholic,

But I call myself an antisocial drinker

When people say they're a foodie it's no big deal..

but when people find I'm a drinker they're all "stop the car" and "we're calling the police".

You can explore drinker ipa reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean drinker scotch drinker dad jokes. There are also drinker puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Did you know Jesus is a drinker?

He was so hammered one time, he woke up 3 days later inside a cave

Local coffee drinker...

Local man caught after stealing a month's worth of coffee.

He was charged with resisting a rest.

I'm a clueless drinker.

I only drink on days that end with "why".

What do you call a fat alcoholic?

A heavy drinker.

Im a social drinker

Yep, I spend my social security checks on booze.

Drinker joke, Im a social drinker

Why was the heavy drinker kicked out of the casino?

He had won too many!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the drinker drunk jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working drinker liquor piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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