Following is our collection of funny Drinker jokes. There are some drinker drunkard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drinker drink puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
One less drinker
"No, I only drink when someone else is paying."
A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, What'll you have? The skeleton says, Gimme a beer and a mop.
The bartender replied, "Now that's an order of magnitude!"
They are not a huge coffee drinker so they ask the barista what's your mildest roast? The barista thinks about it for a moment and says you have mediocre ears.
If you add whiskey to your coke, you're ruining good drugs.
Every scotch drinker just dies trying to figure out how much that is.
My mom and dad are fighting again. My mom yelled, Have you been drinking again? You promised me to try to be a different man!!
My dad always has a witty reply. He said, I am trying, but the other man is a drinker too.
I'm just an anti-social drinker
But I call myself an antisocial drinker
but when people find I'm a drinker they're all "stop the car" and "we're calling the police".
You can explore drinker ipa reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean drinker scotch drinker dad jokes. There are also drinker puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
He was so hammered one time, he woke up 3 days later inside a cave
Local man caught after stealing a month's worth of coffee.
He was charged with resisting a rest.
I only drink on days that end with "why".
A heavy drinker.
Yep, I spend my social security checks on booze.
He had won too many!
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the drinker drunk jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working drinker liquor piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.