Drill Bit Jokes
10 drill bit jokes and hilarious drill bit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drill bit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Drill Bit Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good drill bit joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
An engineer and a machinist are tasked with drilling a hole into a the deck of a ship.
They arrive on site, the engineer confirms the position of the hole, the machinist starts drilling. Before they reach the required depth, oil starts spewing out the flutes of the drill bit -- they've drilled into the oil tank.
"How're we gonna explain this to the boss?" -- asks the machinist.
"Look, buddy, I have no idea what *we* are gonna do, but what *I'm* gonna do is move that hole 5 inches to the left on the blueprint."
Have you heard about the drill bit?
Actually, it's too long. I wouldn't want to bore you.
A Dumb Blonde goes Ice Fishing
They head out onto the ice with their bucket, fishing gear, and a big drill. As they put the drill bit on the ice surface, a voice booms out from all around:
**DON'T DRILL INTO THE ICE!**
The dumb blonde looks around fearfully and says meekly, "G-G-God? Is...
The booming voice replies:
**NO. THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!**
Do you know how they manufacture minuscule drill bits?
A little bit at a time.
I was at work trying to come up with a joke about drills bits...
...but they were all too boring.
A construction worker asked me to make a joke about the contents of his toolbox.
Unfortunately, I don't have any drill bits.
Do you know how annoying it is to drill small holes?
Only a little bit.
My friend and I always fight over the electric drill
It can get a little bit heated.
Waiter! There is a drill in my soup!
Yes and it seems you have a little bit on your chin as well.
A man gets his drill and drills a hole in a wall...
..its a bit boring.
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