Drifting Jokes
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When a tesla drifts,
It's called the electric slide
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Fire broke out at a local m**... farm, and the smoke began to drift to a nearby cattle ranch.
The steaks were high
I lived in a houseboat for a while, and started seeing the girl next door.
Eventually we drifted apart.
Oldy repurposed
Trump was feeling the pressure of the office and stood before the protraits of our greatest leaders.
Looking at Washington, the Donald said:
"George, you were the first. Can you give me some advise?"
A ghostly voice replied
"Tell the truth"
Trump knew that wouldn't work, so next went to Jefferson.
" Tom, you wrote the constitution. Do you have any words for me?"
Another voice said "Be for the people"
As he had always placed himself before everyone, Trump moved on.
He stood before Lincoln and asked " Abe, you are one of the greatest. Can you advise me?"
A new voice drifted by saying
"Go to the Theater"
Have you heard the people who pronounce 'Pangea' with a hard 'g' instead of the soft one?
For the confused, I'm talking about consonantal drift.
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Late Night Phone Call To The Vet
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbor`s male dog
while the neighbors were on vacation.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds,
rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage,
as so frequently happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet,
who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.
I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his e**...
and he will be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"Just worked on me," he replied.
In light of some recent idiotic questioning by reporters
A man is interviewed after his wife was swept away in a flood. The reporter asks "Were you close with your wife?" He responds, "No, we drifted apart recently."
Volcanic eruptions are just the earth rubbing one out
If you catch my continental drift. (;
I woke up in the middle of an operation once.
The nurse said Don't worry, you just drifted off for a minute doctor.
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