Drifted Jokes

Funniest Drifted Short Jokes

Short drifted jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The drifted humour may include short floated jokes also.

1. I lived in a houseboat for a while, and started seeing the girl next door. Eventually we drifted apart.
2. Have you heard the people who pronounce 'Pangea' with a hard 'g' instead of the soft one? For the confused, I'm talking about consonantal drift.
3. In college, I used to live on a houseboat, and started dating the girl next door. Eventually we drifted apart.
4. Volcanic eruptions are just the earth rubbing one out If you catch my continental drift. (;
5. I woke up in the middle of an operation once. The nurse said Don't worry, you just drifted off for a minute doctor.
6. This morning, everything was coming my way That's when I realized I had drifted into the wrong lane
7. My favorite joke. When I die I want to die like my granddad just drift off to sleep and never wake up... Not yelling and screaming like the other people in his car.
8. A few years ago, I used to live in a houseboat and started dating the girl next door. Eventually we drifted apart.
9. Did you hear about the guy with dementia floating out into the great salt lake? He was drifting slowly into salinity.
10. Fast and the Furious just announced a new movie called Faster And Furiouser 3.1: You Get the Drift

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Drifted One Liners

Which drifted one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drifted? I can suggest the ones about wandered and slipped.

1. When a tesla drifts, It's called the electric slide
2. I'm think my car needs an alignment It keeps drifting towards the liquor store..
3. I met my ex at a race track Didnt quite work out, we just drifted away
4. How do astronauts get to sleep? They just drift off.
5. When does snow become a boat? When it's a drift!
6. Did you hear about elon musk sending a tesla car into space? To *drift* for all eternity
7. The Sahara Desert drifts into a bar and the bartender says, "Long time no sea."
8. Have you ever heard the joke about drifting? No, because it failed to gain traction.
9. I think we need to find faster means of travel across water. You catch my drift, mate?
10. Why did the ship drift off. It's anchor was aweigh
11. What do you call a dolphin caught in a drift net? Tuna.
12. What do you get when you drift a car in California? Night of Fire
13. What do you call 'physics based drifting'? Inertia driftu
14. What do you call it when someone breaks an Asians ankles In basketball? Tokyo drift
15. I mailed my girlfriend a lot of snow I wonder if she got my drift

Great Drifted Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about drifted you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean slid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make drifted pranks.