Dries Jokes

Funniest Dries Short Jokes

Short dries jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dries humour may include short dried jokes also.

1. A girl walks into a dry cleaner She drops off her dress and turns to leave. The owner says, "Come again!". She says, "No it was toothpaste this time."
2. Of all the inventions of the last 100 years... the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
3. A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners The lady says, "Come Again!"
   The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
4. My wife says the salad I make tend to be a bit on the dry side. It's definitely something that needs addressing.
5. A German walks into a bar and says, "can I have a martini please?"
   "Dry?"
   "No, just one."
6. This year I'm on a crusade to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes It's about raisin awareness
7. Twice a year there is a newsletter released about dried fruit. On those dates it is raisin awareness of currant events.
8. My German friend told me to pick him up dry wine. I brought the bottle to his house and he said, "Thanks, where are the other two?"
9. [first day as a bartender] Customer: I'll have a martini, dry Me: [staring at all the liquid ingredients] I don't know how to tell you this
10. A young woman walks into a dry cleaner She asks the elderly owner inspecting her blouse how long it would take to clean.
    Hard of hearing the man asks, "come again?"
    
    She responds, "No, it's yogurt"

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Dries One Liners

Which dries one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dries? I can suggest the ones about dies and dehydrated.

1. What's the leading cause of dry skin ...towel
   Credits:dads
2. What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? Gum
3. Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry.
4. I love dry erase boards. They're remarkable.
5. I just got a new dry erase board it's remarkable!
6. If you leave a grape out in the sun, it'll shrivel and dry up... Just raisin awareness
7. 2 Germans in a bar in London \- 2 Martinis, please.
   \- Dry?
   \- NEIN! ZWEI!
8. How do dried fish greet each other? «Long time, no sea»
9. What do you call a Hispanic with a vascetomy? A dry Martinez.
10. WHY DO COWS LIE DOWN IN THE RAIN? TO KEEP EACH UDDER DRY.
11. Why did the squirrel cross the river on his back? Too keep his nuts dry.
12. I enjoy working in a slaughterhouse.. Everything is so cut and dry.
13. What do you do if your eyes are dry? Moisturise
14. What did the two dried fish say to each other? "Hey! Long time, no sea."
15. What do you call a fish out of water? Dry!
    As told by my 3 year old son.

Comedy Dries Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about dries you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wet dry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dries pranks.