Drier Than Jokes
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I thought my drier was shrinking my clothes because they don't fit any more.
Turns out, it was my refrigerator all along.
What happens when you put a drier sheet in the washing machine?
It becomes a wetter sheet.
(original joke. Can't find it anywhere)
Just returned my hair drier.
It s**....
Today I saw a penny in a u**... and wondered what they wished for.
I'm wishing for a drier pocket.
Even though there's a picture on the hand drier,
I have yet to receive my 3 strips of bacon
I was folding my pants, fresh out the drier, and found a dollar in a pocket. Jesus Christ...
How long have I been laundering money?
I have a coworker whose humour gets drier
...as he gets more dehydrated.
(True story)
A man was in charge of offloading the...
...grain from the ships at the harbour. Unfortunately the grain was very moist and did not get s**... up by vacuum too easily.
He approached the foreman for some advice, who said: "If at first you don't s**... seed, try a drier grain."
What's drier than toast without butter?
My sense of humor.
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