The Best 8 Drier Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drier jokes. There are some drier dries jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drier hairdryer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Drier Jokes and Puns

I thought my drier was shrinking my clothes because they don't fit any more.

Turns out, it was my refrigerator all along.

What happens when you put a drier sheet in the washing machine?

It becomes a wetter sheet.

(original joke. Can't find it anywhere)

Just returned my hair drier.

It sucked.

Today I saw a penny in a urinal and wondered what they wished for.

I'm wishing for a drier pocket.

Even though there's a picture on the hand drier,

I have yet to receive my 3 strips of bacon


I was folding my pants, fresh out the drier, and found a dollar in a pocket. Jesus Christ...

How long have I been laundering money?

I have a coworker whose humour gets drier

...as he gets more dehydrated.

(True story)

A man was in charge of offloading the...

...grain from the ships at the harbour. Unfortunately the grain was very moist and did not get sucked up by vacuum too easily.

He approached the foreman for some advice, who said: "If at first you don't suck seed, try a drier grain."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the drier combs jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working drier dry piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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