The Best 17 Dried Fruit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dried Fruit jokes. There are some dried fruit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dried fruit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dried Fruit Jokes and Puns

I met someone online who shares my fetish for urinating on dried fruit...

Next week we're going to go on a date

I met a girl who didn't like dried fruit.

Well I certainly couldn't interest her in a date.

I accidentally sat on a bag of dried fruit the other day

Guess I *have* been on a date this year!

I was telling my children about the health benefits of eating dried fruits recently

It's really all about raisin awareness.

I asked a lady friend if she fancied coming around and sharing a dried exotic fruit..

She said it sounds like a date


Hear about the fire at the dried fruits factory?

It was an apricotastrophe.

Whaddya call a gay mummy?

A dried fruit

Would you like to go and eat some dried fruit?

Great, then it's a date!

What do you call a 90 year old gay person?

Dried fruit.

Wait, you didn't hear about the terrorist attack on the Dried Fruits and Nuts convention?

I guess you don't follow currant events.

Yo mama so dumb..

On a hot summer day she saw some dry fruits, felt bad, then tried to rehydrate them.

You can explore dried fruit reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dried fruit dad jokes. There are also dried fruit puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What do you call a psychotic Japanese person who likes dried fruit?

A craisin.

I've started telling everyone I know about the benefits of dried fruit.

It's all about raisin awareness.

Why do Arabs eat dried fruit?

Because they don't like Jews

Why can't you play poker with dry fruits?

It drives people nuts when you're raisin the stakes.

Why did the woman take dried fruit to the calendar convention?

Because she had a date date date

I ran out of poker chips so used dry fruits for playing instead.

People went nuts when they saw me raisin the stakes.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dried fruit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dried fruit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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