The Best 4 Drie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drie jokes. There are some drie philosophical jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drie familiar puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Drie Jokes and Puns

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies ~~I don't think I am"~~ "I think not!" POOF! The horse disappears.

What did the two dried fish say to each other?

"Hey! Long time, no sea."

What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the drie philosophy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working drie proposition piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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