Drie Jokes
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How do dried fish greet each other?
«Long time, no sea»
What is the driest soda you can buy?
Baking soda.
What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?
A tumblr.
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The driest, most esoteric joke I know.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies I don't think I am" "I think not!" p**...! The horse disappears.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am.
But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
What's drier than toast without butter?
My sense of humor.
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