Dribbling Jokes

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Funniest Dribbling Short Jokes

Short dribbling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dribbling humour may include short dripping jokes also.

1. My 5 year old grandson came up with this joke, and didn't even realize it was funny and made sense: Why did the basketball player go to the bathroom? Because he was dribbling. 😊
2. A girl told me to blow my load on her face... But when I tried, it just dribbled out and she started laughing.
   I said "Hey! Don't make fun of my shortcomings."
3. I was Christmas shopping the other day and I saw a brass band, with dribble underneath all of their instruments Turns out it was the Salivation Army
4. Why did they cancel basketball in the Special Olympics? All the players kept getting disqualified for excessive dribbling.
5. How do you know if the stage is level? The drummer is dribbling out of both sides of his mouth.
6. Why do male basketball players have a problem going to the bathroom? Because they just can't stop dribbling.
7. Why was the basketball court wet? Because all the players kept dribbling on it.
   (Not sure if repost, but I find it hilarious)
8. I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass All they do is dribble.
9. [M] I've only ever been able to dribble a bit while climaxing, but last night I squirt across the room for the first time! I've come a long way
10. LeBron's wife has filed for divorce!! She said it's because he dribbles a little before he shoots.

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Dribbling One Liners

Which dribbling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dribbling? I can suggest the ones about drizzle and dipping.

1. Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players? They dribble all the time.
2. Basketball players are very messy eaters They're always dribbling
3. Why can't basketball players have kids? Because they always dribble before they shoot
4. What do basketball players and babies have in common? They both dribble.
5. I hate basketball First I start dribbling, then I throw up
6. Why do basketball players wear bibs? They dribble a lot
7. Why do basketball players make bad lovers? Because they always dribble before they shoot.
8. Who shot, JR? Nope. Dribbled the kill the clock.
9. Have you seen my sick basketball dribbling skills? Me neither.
10. I asked my grandpa if with age comes wisdom But he just dribbled.
11. Why are men and basketball players alike? They both dribble when trying to score.
12. What do you call twins with Down Syndrome? Double-Dribble
13. I play basketball but my girlfriend hates it... because I always dribble before I shoot.
14. The Leaky Faucet Why was the leaky faucet so bad at soccer?
    It dribbled too much.
15. how do you know a basketball player has prostate cancer? he dribbles a lot

Great Dribbling Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about dribbling you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean juggling jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dribbling pranks.