The Best 13 Dribble Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dribble jokes. There are some dribble ball jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dribble wombmates puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dribble Jokes and Puns

Sex is like basketball

You dribble a little before you shoot.

Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?

They dribble all the time.

I pulled the local slag last night and took her back to my place for sex.

As I laid on the bed watching the sperm dribble out of her minge, I immediately thought to myself, "Well, at least I won't need lube."

Dribble joke, I pulled the local slag last night and took her back to my place for sex.

I was Christmas shopping the other day and I saw a brass band, with dribble underneath all of their instruments

Turns out it was the Salivation Army

Why can't basketball players have kids?

Because they always dribble before they shoot


What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.

I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass

All they do is dribble.

Dribble joke, I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass

[M] I've only ever been able to dribble a bit while climaxing, but last night I squirt across the room for the first time!

I've come a long way

(Slightly nsfw) Why are basketball players bad in bed?

They dribble before they shoot

Hate shaking it off after peeing then putting it back in my pants still makes it dribble down my leg ...

... wish I could say a punch line but it's 40 y/o facts

Why do basketball players wear bibs?

They dribble a lot

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Why do basketball players make bad lovers?

Because they always dribble before they shoot.

Why are men and basketball players alike?

They both dribble when trying to score.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dribble trickle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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