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What do you get when you cross a gay man and a Jew?
A hit broadway show.
(heard Drew Carey make this joke in a Whose Line blooper reel)
The owners of a micro-brewery are sitting around a table having their monthly board meeting.
The accountant stands up and says "So, let's see, this month, we lost ... hmm... hmm... Hey! Does anybody have a black pen?"
The CEO says "I can go buy one."
The accountant replies "Yeah, but then we won't need it anymore."
this one comes from the end of a drew carey special back in the 90's: there's an old man & an old woman in a nursing home...
old man says, 'bet you can't guess how old i am!'
she says, 'yeah? unzip your fly!' he does; she reaches in a feels around for a bit, then says: 'you're 83!'
he says, 'that's amazing! how'd you know that?'
she says, 'you told me yesterday.'
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