The Best 42 Dresser Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dresser jokes. There are some dresser dresser sex jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dresser hair dresser puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dresser Jokes and Puns


Whenever my husband opens his wardrobe he shouts and curses.

I think he's a cross dresser.

Time to be creative. I'll give you the punchline, you give me the joke!

A dresser without drawers.

Why did the Polish man think his wife was plotting to murder him?

He found a bottle of polish remover on her dresser

Dresser joke, Why did the Polish man think his wife was plotting to murder him?

Bob was feeling lonely one day and he goes to the hair dresser

Just so somebody would play with his hair.

How do you contact a cross dresser?

Shemail


An aesthete, a cross dresser, and Elena Kagan are all sitting in a bar.

It turns out the casting agent's phone got *really* bad reception.

Knew a guy who fashioned an entire suit out of rubber bands.

He was quite the snappy dresser.

Dresser joke, Knew a guy who fashioned an entire suit out of rubber bands.

If you throw a party how do you know Mrs. Elephant is in her period?

Your mattress is missing and, theirs a quarter on the dresser.

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

A priest, an astronaut, and a hair dresser walk into the bar

The bartender looks up and says "What is this, a joke?"

My Neighbor's House

Based on the sounds coming from my neighbors house, they're either having amazing sĪµx or putting together a dresser from Ikea.

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If you ask your hair dresser for the Zooey Deschanel...

You're really just getting more bang for your buck.

I don't understand why Christians are so bothered by trans people...

After all, the first cross dresser was Jesus.

What Reaper says when he is going to hair dresser?

DYE DYE DYE!

What's the most common name for a male cross dresser?

Tucker

My mother once said to me,

"Son, I'm not always going to be around to watch you. So if you decide to take drugs, just leave the money on my dresser."

Dresser joke, My mother once said to me,

I've never seen a cross dresser.

But I've seen some very irritated credenzas,

What does an antonym find when he opens a dresser drawer?

Clothes.

what did the ram say when his mom found drugs in his dresser drawer?

I learned it from watching ewe!


What's another name for an angry transvestite?

A cross dresser.

Hoe Lee

When you put your church clothes on, that makes you a cross dresser

How to drive your wife wild in the bedroom.

Leave all of the dresser drawers slightly ajar with a little piece of clothing sticking out.

After an hour long fight, my wife burst into tears when I grabbed her fancy new underwear from the dresser and threw it in the coffee grinder.

There's no use crying over milled silk.

My wife cut herself putting the clothes away.

When she showed me, I said, "Wow, and I thought I was a sharp dresser."

Not my panties

A wife goes on a retreat for work.
When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her.
Furious, she questions her husband.
The husband says, "I have no idea where they came from I don't do the laundry!"
So, the wife goes to the maid and questions her.
Indignant, the maid replies, "Madam, how should I know? These panties don't belong to me. I don't even wear panties just ask your husband!"

I love showing up to religious conventions cosplaying as a crucified Jesus.

I'm a cross dresser.

What do you call a cross dresser who's job is to travel from the UK to the US?

Transatlantic

I told my tallboy that men's clothes don't suit him.

Now he's a cross dresser.

How do you escape an empty room with only a mirror and a dresser?

Look in the mirror. See what you saw. Take the saw ands cut the dresser in half. Two halves makes a whole. Climb through the hole.

What do you call it when you have a lengthy conversation with a cross dresser?

Chewing the trans fat.

What's a cowlick?

Dad: Son, your hair dresser does such a good job even with your cowlick as crazy as it is

Son: What's a cowlick?

Dad: Whatever it wants.

Son: what?

Dad: ...

My dad made this joke when I was around 10 and I didn't understand it until I was around 16...and I asked him about it every once in a while and he pretended he had no idea what I was talking about...really played the long con there....I can't wait for my kids to ask me about a cowlick...

What do you call a cabinet that wears clothes?

A dresser

Ouch

My sister has always been fascinated with cell biology and she moved across state to attend a better college, moving her into her dorm we moved a dresser to benefit the small space she had and in doing so she dropped it on my foot. I yelled out MITOSIS!

(This is my first original joke be gentle)

I just broke the mirror that sits above my dresser. Now I'm supposed to have 7 years of bad luck!

The good news is my lawyer thinks he can get me off with only 5.

So I just saw on the news that a Frenchman wearing ladies underwear, exposed himself to a field hockey team. I guess you could say that he's...

... a Lacrosse Dresser.

My brother is afraid that robots will replace him.

If he would look in his wife's bedside dresser he would realize he already has been

Jesus was a cross dresser

How long does it take a cross dresser to get to the ground if they jump out of a plane?

Depends on the drag coefficient

after the invisible man had kids he became a cross dresser. You could say he was a...

trans parent

A man walked into a bar

A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.
The bartender says "what a strange pet, what's his name?"
"Tiny" the man replies
"What an odd name, why do you call him tiny?"
"Because he's my newt"



Thank you you can put my award on the dresser by the skirt.....

Where does a rabbit go for a trim?

To the hare dresser.

My wife accused me of being a cross dresser the other day...

So i packed her things and left

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