Dresser Jokes
52 dresser jokes and hilarious dresser puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dresser that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Dresser Short Jokes
Short dresser jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dresser humour may include short dressing room jokes also.
- My spinster aunt thinks that statue of Jesus on the crucifix in only a loincloth is too revealing, so she has started covering them in appropriate clothing. ...aparently, she's a cross-dresser now.
- How to drive your wife wild in the bedroom. Leave all of the dresser drawer slightly ajar with a little piece of clothing sticking out.
- My Indian gf blocked a portrait of us on the dresser with a Ganesh trinket. I told her we have to address the elephant in the room.
- Time to be creative. I'll give you the punchline, you give me the joke! A dresser without drawers.
- My wife cut herself putting the clothes away. When she showed me, I said, "Wow, and I thought I was a sharp dresser."
- I love showing up to religious conventions cosplaying as a crucified Jesus. I'm a cross dresser.
- If you ask your hair dresser for the Zooey Deschanel... You're really just getting more bang for your buck.
- What do you call a cross dresser who's job is to travel from the UK to the US? Transatlantic
- what did the ram say when his mom found drugs in his dresser drawer? I learned it from watching ewe!
- Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up? They call their tailor Herr Dresser
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Dresser One Liners
Which dresser one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dresser? I can suggest the ones about cupboard and wardrobe.
- What Reaper says when he is going to hair dresser? DYE DYE DYE!
- I hung a t-shirt on a crucifix I guess that makes me a cross-dresser
- How did the cross-dresser rob the bank? By making a Trans-action
- What do you call a guy who only wears a loincloth and a crown of thorns? A cross-dresser
- What do you call a cabinet that wears clothes? A dresser
- I make rabbit tuxedos for a living. I'm a hare-dresser.
- Where does a rabbit go for a trim? To the hare dresser.
- What do you call cross dressers with breast implants? Booby traps.
- I'm going to open a clothing store for cross dressers and name it... Let Me Be Frank.
- What does a male-to-female cross-dresser do on his/her birthday? Eat, drink, and be Mary.
- My boyfriend said that he wanted to get into my pants. Turns out he's a cross-dresser.
- What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus? A cross-dresser.
- How do you contact a cross dresser? Shemail
- What does an antonym find when he opens a dresser drawer? Clothes.
- What's the most common name for a male cross dresser? Tucker
Hair Dresser Jokes
Here is a list of funny hair dresser jokes and even better hair dresser puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Bob was feeling lonely one day and he goes to the hair dresser Just so somebody would play with his hair.
Cheerful Fun Dresser Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about dresser you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drawer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dresser pranks.
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Whenever my husband opens his wardrobe he shouts and curses.
I think he's a cross dresser.
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Why did the Polish man think his wife was plotting to m**... him?
He found a bottle of polish remover on her dresser
An aesthete, a cross dresser, and Elena Kagan are all sitting in a bar.
It turns out the casting agent's phone got *really* bad reception.
My Neighbor's House
Based on the sounds coming from my neighbors house, they're either having amazing sεx or putting together a dresser from Ikea.
My mother once said to me,
"Son, I'm not always going to be around to watch you. So if you decide to take drugs, just leave the money on my dresser."
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I've never seen a cross dresser.
But I've seen some very irritated credenzas,
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What's another name for an angry t**...?
A cross dresser.
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h**... Lee
When you put your church clothes on, that makes you a cross dresser
After an hour long fight, my wife burst into tears when I grabbed her fancy new underwear from the dresser and threw it in the coffee grinder.
There's no use crying over milled silk.
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Not my p**...
A wife goes on a retreat for work.
When she returns, she finds a pair of p**... in her dresser that do not belong to her.
Furious, she questions her husband.
The husband says, "I have no idea where they came from I don't do the laundry!"
So, the wife goes to the maid and questions her.
Indignant, the maid replies, "Madam, how should I know? These p**... don't belong to me. I don't even wear p**... just ask your husband!"
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I told my tallboy that men's clothes don't suit him.
Now he's a cross dresser.
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What do you call it when you have a lengthy conversation with a cross dresser?
Chewing the trans fat.
What's a cowlick?
Dad: Son, your hair dresser does such a good job even with your cowlick as crazy as it is
Son: What's a cowlick?
Dad: Whatever it wants.
Son: what?
Dad: ...
My dad made this joke when I was around 10 and I didn't understand it until I was around 16...and I asked him about it every once in a while and he pretended he had no idea what I was talking about...really played the long con there....I can't wait for my kids to ask me about a cowlick...
Ouch
My sister has always been fascinated with cell biology and she moved across state to attend a better college, moving her into her dorm we moved a dresser to benefit the small space she had and in doing so she dropped it on my foot. I yelled out MITOSIS!
(This is my first original joke be gentle)
I just broke the mirror that sits above my dresser. Now I'm supposed to have 7 years of bad luck!
The good news is my lawyer thinks he can get me off with only 5.
My brother is afraid that robots will replace him.
If he would look in his wife's bedside dresser he would realize he already has been
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Jesus was a cross dresser
How long does it take a cross dresser to get to the ground if they jump out of a plane?
Depends on the drag coefficient
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after the invisible man had kids he became a cross dresser. You could say he was a...
trans parent
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I was snooping around in my wife's dresser drawers while she was gone over the weekend on a 'business trip' and you won't believe what I found. A whip, a mask and handcuffs! Do you know what this means???" he exclaims to the bartender. "My wife is a super hero!"
