The Best 17 Dressed Santa Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dressed Santa jokes. There are some dressed santa jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dressed santa puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dressed Santa Jokes and Puns

I remember when I was younger lying there in bed waiting for Santa to come..

I also remember the awkward silence while waiting for him to get dressed and leave.

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

As a child I remember lying in bed with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come.

Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left.

Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road

I'm going to leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says, "Help, need ride!"

I remember as a child, lying awake at night on Christmas Eve waiting for Santa to come...

...then there was always that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.


Two tickets to the super bowl

A good buddy of mine has 2 Super Bowl tix, 40 yard line box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. Prob bc of the extra game this year.

If you're interested, he's looking for someone to take his place... Try to be on time. It's at Calvary church in Santa Monica at 3pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be in the white dress.

I found a dead deer by the side of the road.

So I went back later dressed as Santa and flagged people over telling them I needed a ride. Their kids in the back seat went berserk!

The U.S. instituted a new law after a man dressed as Santa committed a felony.

It was called the Santa Clause.

A little boy asks a dealer in an alley dressed like Santa Claus,

"Santa, how do your reindeer fly?"

He replies, "With magic, of course!-

You want some magic?"

Hey, girl, do you believe in Santa...

Or should I smash through your chimney dressed as something else?

Some dude went to a Halloween party dressed as Santa.

He was approached by someone who said "Really? You dressed as Santa?"
The man replied "Almost. You see, I went commando."
The person was surprised at the response. So he asked "why does that change anything?"
The man smiled, and slyly replied "Today, I am dressed as Saint Knicker-less"

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What's the pedophiles favorite holiday?

Christmas.

Because you can dress up like Santa Claus,
and get free lap dances for a whole week.

I remember as a child lying in bed and waiting for Santa Claus to come.

And how afterwards it would be so silent and awkward as he got dressed to leave.

If michael jackson was dressed as santa claus how would he get in your house?

Down the chimi-NE-HE!

Why did the lawyer have to dress as Santa on his company's christmas party?

Because he didn't read the Santa Clause.

I don't usually dress up as santa

But when i do i get all the ho

I have a friend who won't admit that he dresses up as Santa every year.

He's pretty deep in the Clauset.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dressed santa jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dressed santa piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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