Dress Code Jokes
31 dress code jokes and hilarious dress code puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dress code that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dress Code Short Jokes
Short dress code jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dress code humour may include short short dress jokes also.
- Tank tops shouldn't be against school dress codes After all, we have a right to bare arms.
- My teacher told me to tuck my shirt in. I said, "Why?"
"Because it *looks* like you've just had s**...," he said, zipping his trouser. - Lost my job as a hedge fund manager today, not sure if due to dress code or work performance! All the boss would tell me is something about my shorts and that that they didn't cover.
- A 2020's Nightclub Nightclubs in 2050 will have a 2020's theme night, with masks as dress-code, a maximum occupancy of 6, and a bartender behind a wall of pyrex.
- A wave of crime is sweeping Metropolis. Superman is helpless to stop the instigator, a code-breaking enthusiast dressed in full plate armour. Can no one save us from the Crypto-Knight?
- In a queue for a nightclub, I looked for the serial number on the back of my girlfriend's dress. "What do you think you're doing?" she said.
I said, "Well, you asked me what the dress code was.." - I got invited to a charity ball for victims of domestic violence. The dress code was black tie
- Pay attention to f**... dress codes Sombre is only a couple of letters away from Sombrero
- What's the difference between a k**... meeting and a court room in the south? Just the dress code.
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Dress Code One Liners
Which dress code one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dress code? I can suggest the ones about wear dresses and dress.
- What does a programmer wear? Whatever is in the dress code.
- Why don't they need dress codes in Kentucky? They already have the same genes.
- «you understand that the dress code is dark suit, right?» «yeah, I goth it»
- What's the dress code at any event involving Tiger Woods? Black Thai
- What country has the strictest dress code? Thai-land.
- What does a billionaire and a homeless person has in common? Dress code.
- Did you hear about the statistician's party? The dress code was causal.
- What is a brothels dress code? No shirt, no shoes, no c**....
Dress Code Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about dress code you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean suit and tie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dress code pranks.
"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." --career advancement program at my job
Then they fired me for violating the dress code at the bank. Hypocrites. How am I ever going to become a sumo wrestler now?
The tech manager said that none of the programmers will be allowed to work from home.
Because she'd have no way of checking if they were following the dress code.
NOTE: This is actually what she said and not as a joke. All I'll say is it's a hospital in northern Ohio.
The doorman at a bar refuses a patron entry because dress code requires a tie be worn.
So the patron goes back to his car and pulls a set of booster cables from the trunk, ties it around his neck like and tie and returns to the doorman.
The doorman says. "OK, that will work, but you better not start anything".
Dress Code
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start anything."
A man walks into a restaurant and requests a table for one.
The host explains that the restaurant has a dress code, and men at minimum need to be wearing a tie. The man says, "Okay." and walks back out to his car to see if he has a tie in his back seat from the work week. He's looking and looking and can't find one. He pops the trunk and even searches in there. He still can't find a tie but finds his jumper cables. So he puts the jumper cables around his neck and ties them in a Windsor knot and walks back inside.
"So can I have a table now?" the man asks.
The host replies, "Alright, sir, that'll work for tonight. But if I seat you, please don't try to start anything."
So a city boy moves to the country.
Bob always hated his big city life, so one day he sold all his possessions and moved to the countryside.
Proud of the new land he purchased he felt like exploring one day, so he got on his horse and follow the old barbed wire fence til he spotted a man
"Hey there! how's it going? I'm Bob and I came here to get away from the city!"
"izzat so?" the man replied "well in that case, I guess I should be invitin' ya to a neighborhood party happenin' at my place tonight. but I should warn ya city boy, out in the country we like to drink a lot at our parties"
"well" bob said "in the city the bars are open all night, I think I can handle the drinking"
"Ok, if you say so. out here in the country we also tend to fight when we drink"
"oh, well the city is a violent place too, I think I can handle myself."
"Alright don't say I didn't warn ya, there's one more thing though, our parties can get a little wilder, and though the church don't condone it, pre-marital s**... tends to happen too."
bob chuckling to himself at this point said " well I think I can handle that too. I'll be sure to swing by tonight. By the way, just so I fit in, is there any sort of dress code I should follow so I don't stand out?
"oh you don't worry 'bout that, just show up in whatever feels comfortable. It's just gonna be the two of us tonight"