Drenched Jokes
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You ever get laid in a sleeping bag?
It's awful. You can't even move, you're drenched in sweat and the scout master is covering your mouth.
Shaggy dog story…
Rudolf, the high ranking communist and his wife are asleep in their dacha outside Moscow. A noise on roof wakes her up. Wife says 'there's something moving around on our roof. I heard a plop then a clink'.
Rudolf says 'don't worry dear, it's just the first large raindrops'. Wife mumbles unconvinced, but sure enough, a few minutes later the obvious sounds of a drenching hit the roof.
Wife says 'I'm sorry I doubted you my love. You were right'
He says 'Yes. Never forget: Rudolf the Red knows rain dear'.
An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman are drinking beer in a cabin.
An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman are drinking beer in a cabin. The Irishman says "Excuse me a second," and steps outside for a few minutes. When he comes back in, he's drenched from head to toe.
The Englishman asks, "Is it raining outside?"
The Irishman says, "No, it's windy."
Dracula was casually walking down the street for a late night stroll.
All of a sudden, a mozzarella stick flies through the air and hits him on the side of the head. He looks around slightly perplexed, but doesn't think too much of it.
A few meters further on and a chicken wing smacks him in the nuts. As he doubles over in pain, out of nowhere, he is drenched in hot nacho cheese.
He looks to the sky with a raised fist and shouts, "Curse you Buffet the Vampire Slayer!".
A man is dancing with a woman in a ballroom. (Soviet Joke)
He suddenly ran out to the balcony. When he came back, he was drenched.
His dancing partner asked him, "Are you wet because of the rain?"
"No," He replied, "It was the wind."
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