Drei Jokes
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Two German spies came to English pub during WW II.
One German said to another: "Be careful. Let's pretend that we are British. We should order martini this time, not schnaps". So they requested barman for two martinies.
- Dry martini? - asked barman.
- Warum drei? Zwei!
"Un, deux, t**..., quatre", radioed the French ship...
...before it cinq.
"Eins, zwei, drei", radioed the German ship vierlessly, but then silence.
"Uno, dos", radioed the Spanish ship, and then disappeared without a tres.
"One," radioed the British ship before it went two.
"Oh," radioed the American sub. "I guess we won"
I'm looking for a "rule of three" type joke for some German friends
I hear they like drei humour
I've been trying to get my moisture content just right when I bake a German cake.
I've been aiming for a seven out of ten but it keeps coming out drei.
Why was the German baker upset about his third cake of the day?
It was a little drei!
Three cats are competing in a race.
There's an American cat named "One Two Three," a German cat named "Ein Zwei Drei," and a French cat named "Un Deux t**...." The cats all swim across a lake. The American cat finishes first, the German cat finishes second, but the French cat is nowhere to be found.
Why?
Because the un deux t**... quatre cinq.
Three cats are crossing a river.
One of them is called "One Two Three"
The second is called " Un deux t**..."
The third is called "Ein zwei"
What is the order of them crossing?
So One Two Three gets to the other side first because the Un Deux t**... cat sank.
But the Ein Zwei cat is still drei because it has a vier of the water.
Not my own joke, just added the extra cat.
over the The next 3 months, there's going to be a drought in Germany
Definitely looks like a Drei season
Why is every 3rd pool in Germany empty?
Eins
Zwei
Drei
When telling a joke to a German, it's very important to remember the rule of three.
They have a very drei sense of humor.
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