Dreamt Jokes
72 dreamt jokes and hilarious dreamt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dreamt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you ever have dreams that are so vivid, that even after you wake up they stick with you, and that you can't help but laugh at them? This article takes an in-depth look at strange dreamt jokes from a variety of different visions, nightmarish dreamscapes, and more. Join us for an unforgettable journey through the world of your subconscious!
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Funniest Dreamt Short Jokes
Short dreamt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dreamt humour may include short i had a dream jokes also.
- Terrible night. Dreamt something bit me on the neck. Got up to check, but the mirror wasn't working.
- I dreamt that I had to write my own epitaph... ... That's a grave sign.
(I made up this joke and I nope no-one else has done it before me.) - Last night I dreamt that I wrote 'Lord of the Rings'. I realized I was just Tolkien in my sleep...
- I dreamt that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda... But I woke up and realized it was just a fanta sea.
- Last night I dreamt that I was drinking orange soda... But the I woke up and realized that it was just a Fanta-sea.
- I dreamt of a cobalt blue pig last night. When I woke up I realized that it was just a pigment of my imagination.
- Last night I dreamt I ate a five pound marshmallow. When I woke up, my five pound marshmallow was gone!
- I dreamt I was being chased by a bizarre sentence with two poorly distinguished clauses. So I made a mad dash for it.
- When Cannibals Attack When cannibals attacked the AMAs, why were Eminem, Kendrick Lamar and Drake spared?
You're not supposed to eat the rappers.
(I literally dreamt this joke) - I dreamt of a better world for chickens everywhere. A world where chickens could cross the road without having their motives questioned.
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Dreamt One Liners
Which dreamt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dreamt? I can suggest the ones about dream not found and dreaming of making.
- I dreamt about a horse last night. It turned out to be a night mare.
- I dreamt that I wrote the Hobbit the other day Turns out I was just Tolkien in my sleep
- One night I dreamt that I was a muffler... I woke up exhausted.
- I dreamt I was making a salad. I was tossing all night.
- Last night I dreamt that I was a wedding cake. I woke up in tiers.
- I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. It was my Fanta sea.
- Last night I dreamt I wrote Lord of the Rings... I was Tolkien in my sleep.
- Last night I dreamt in color... Turns out it was just a pigment of my imagination
- Last night I dreamt that I was but a single piece in an enormous jigsaw. I was puzzled.
- Last night I dreamt I was an owl. It was a hoot.
- I dreamt about a Samsung Refrigerator that can play songs. I called it coldplay.
- I dreamt once I wrote lord of the rings, it turns out I was just Tolkien in my sleep.
- Last night, I dreamt I was a black man who stormed the capitol And I still got shot at.
- I dreamt I was swimming in orange soda turned out it was just a Fanta Sea
- I dreamt about car mufflers all night I'm exhausted
I Dreamt Jokes
Here is a list of funny i dreamt jokes and even better i dreamt puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I had a nightmare I had a nightmare were I dreamt someone had stolen my Tik tok acount .
For a second I was really worried that I had a tik tok acount . - I have been having terrible dreams lately. Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
- I dreamt that I was performing a flute solo in my underwear. I was the flute of the room, in my fruit of the loom.
- I'm glad to report that I realized my dream last night I dreamt that I was peeing and when I woke up I found out that indeed I was peeing
- Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on the beach That explains the footprints in my cat's litter box
- Last night I dreamt in colour But then I woke up and realised it was a pigment of my imagination
- thought I dreamt of a walk on a sandy beach at least that explains the footprints I found in the cats litter box this morning.
- Eat Marshmallow and Digest a Pillow I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
- This morning one of my dreams finally came true. I dreamt that I had to pee and when I woke up I really had to pee.
- I went to my Dr. the other day and said doc last night I dreamt I was a tee-pee, and the next night I dreamt I was a wig-wam He said relax you're two tents
Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Dreamt Jokes and Friends
What funny jokes about dreamt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fell asleep jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dreamt pranks.
Last night I dreamt I was a vacuum,
it really s**....
Three homeless guys got drunk and passed out side by side in an alley
In the morning the first guy wakes up and says "I dreamt someone was jerking me off last night!". The second guys says, "that's funny, me too!" The guy in the middle said, "Not me, I dreamt I was skiing."
I just dreamt that you gave me a necklace of pearls
Upon waking, a woman said to her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a necklace of pearls. What do you think it means?"
The man smiled and kissed his wife. "You`ll know tonight," he softly whispered.
That evening, the man came home with a small package which he gave to his wife. She jumped up and embraced him, and then settled on the couch to slowly and delicately unwrap the package.
It contained a book entitled, 'The Meaning of Dreams'.
Three guys went out camping together
One morning, when they woke up, the man sleeping on the left told his friends "I just had the best dream. I got the most amazing h**..."
The man on the right, quite surprised, told him "No way! I also got a great h**... in my dream!"
"You guys have such great dreams, it's not fair!" complained the man in the middle, "All I dreamt of was skiiing!"
A man told his wife that he dreamt of a beautiful woman...
His wife asks: "Was she alone in your dream?"
"Yes, she was. How did you know?" - The husband replies
The wife says: "Because her husband was in my dream"
On Valentine's Day
On Valentine's Day , a man and his wife got up from bed
The wife told the man that she dreamt of him giving her a diamond ring on Valentine's Day. She asked him what it meant. He said, " You'll see tonight."
That night he came home with a small package.
Excited, his wife opened the package to find a book named "The Meaning of Dreams"
So much for privacy...
Google: We really value your privacy
Twitter: We'd never collect anything
Apple: We securely encrypt everything on-device
Facebook: Literally gives you an ad for something you dreamt about
3 guys were in an apartment and had to share the same bed for the night.
The next morning the guys decided to share their dreams they had the night before.
The guy sleeping on the left said, I had a dream that I received the most amazing h**...!
The guy sleeping on the right said, No way! I also had the best h**... in my dream!
The guy sleeping in the middle said, Wow you guys are lucky, my dream wasn't as relaxing. I dreamt that I had to ski up a very steep slope.
Last night I dreamt that my town's water tower exploded.
It was a w**....
So I asked my girlfriend what she would want for her birthday next week
She said: "Well, I dreamt of a golden ring with lots of small diamonds."
I asked her: "What do you think it means?"
She smiled and said: "I don't know..."
Flash forward to her birthday, with all our family members at the table, I gave her my present.
I still don't know why she didn't like this book called 'Dreams and their Meanings'.
Three guys go to a ski lodge but there isn't enough room so they have to share a bed...
The next morning, at breakfast, the guy who slept on the right says
_"I had a dream I got a h**... last night_"
The guy who slept on the left says
_"Wierd! I had the same dream!"_
The guy who slept in the middle says
_"I dreamt I was skiing"_
A wife woke up one morning after a long restful sleep......
She stretches, and turns to her husband and says, you know, I had the weirdest dream! I dreamt that you gave me a diamond necklace! What do you think my dream means?
The husband thoughtfully responds well, you'll know tonight!
Later that evening, the husband comes home with a tiny package for his wife. Here darling, for you! he says. Excited, the wife opens the package to see what it was.
She pulls out a book called Dream Interpretations and Meanings .
A rabbi and a priest are discussing their dreams
"I dreamt of the jewish heaven the other night" says the priest "It was horrible, a slum overflowing with people! It was chaos, I tell you, all the people talking and walking around! And making so much noise... Thank God I woke up from that nightmare!"
"Interesting" says the rabbi "The other night I dreamt of the christian heaven. It was the perfect neighbourhood, every house was impeccable, with well-kept lawns and streets!"
"And how were the people?" asks the priest
"People?"
It's my wife's birthday. This morning when she woke up, she told me that she dreamt that I got her a diamond necklace for her birthday, and asked if her dream could mean anything. I assured her that she'd find out later today.
She's gonna love the book I bought her about the meaning of dreams.
I once dreamt that I was m**... to pictures of my karate teachers.
Then I came to my senseis.
Three Guys in a Bed
Three guys had to spend the night at a hotel and share a double bed.
In the morning, the guy on the right said, "I had this great dream last night that a girl gave me a h**..."
The guy on the left replied "That's weird so did I."
Finally, the guy in the middle said "Lucky for you guys...I only dreamt I was skiing"
