The Best 54 Dreamed Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dreamed jokes. There are some dreamed wigwam jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dreamed unreal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dreamed Jokes and Puns

Three guys on a road trip.

It's late at night and they need a place to sleep. The only hotel that has a room has one double bed. So, they take it. In the night, the guy on one side wakes up, saying "I just had the most vivid dream that I was getting a handjob". The guy on the other side wakes and says "me too!" The guy in the middle wakes up and says "I just dreamed I was skiing".

Sweet Dreams

"Doc, I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamed I was the only man in a nudist colony."

"My, my," responded the doctor. "Did you sleep well?"

"I tried," answered the patient, "but it was hard."

A guy goes to see his doctor...

The doctor asks what's wrong.

The guy says "Two nights ago, I dreamed I was a wigwam. Then last night, I dreamed I was a tepee."

The doctor replies, "Oh, you just need to relax. You're too tense."

Dreamed joke, A guy goes to see his doctor...

A guy goes to see the doctor...

He says, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep having these weird dreams! Last night I dreamed I was a Tee-pee and the night before that I dreamed I was a Wigwam."

The doctor looks at him thoughtfully and then says, "I think I see your problem. You're two tents."

The Meaning of dreams

One morning, after she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?" "Maybe you'll find out tonight…," he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled:"The Meaning of Dreams."


Here's one you might know...

There once was a man from Peru

who dreamed he was eating his shoe

he woke with a fright

in the middle of the night

to find that his dream had come true.

Three guys in a bed....

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

Dreamed joke, Three guys in a bed....

Last night I dreamed I was a god.

I woke up this morning feeling Thor.

Three guys are travelling together

When they get to their hotel they find there has been a mistake and they only have one bed. They decide not to worry about it and they all go to sleep in the same bed.

The next morning the guy who slept on the right tells the other two he had a dream in which he got a handjob. The guy who slept on the left says "dude me too!" The guy who slept in the middle says "I dreamed I was skiing"

Last night I dreamed the oceans were made of orange soda.

But it was just a Fanta sea.

Weird Dreams

I've been having these weird dreams lately and, disturbed by them, I decide to call up my buddy who works as a psychologist.

He asks me what's wrong and I tell him about the weird dreams, "The first night, I dreamed I was a wigwam. And then the next night I had a dream I was a tipi. What do you think this means, doc?"

There was a brief pause before he replied, "Well, I think you're two tents."

You can explore dreamed weightless reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dreamed dreamer dad jokes. There are also dreamed puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Did you hear about the mechanic who dreamed of being a plumber?

It was all a pipe dream.

All last night I dreamed I was a muffler...

I woke up exhausted

I've always dreamed of making a belt out of watches...

but everyone always tells me it'd just be a waist of time.

I've always dreamed of swimming in an ocean of orange soda

Its a fanta-sea of mine

I just successfully pulled-off the 'key to comedy' joke around my surgery.

As I felt the anaesthetic starting to kick in I said, 'I have a joke'. 'Better be quick!' The anaesthetist said.
'Do you know what the key to comedy is?'
Then I smiled and passed out.

When I woke up a couple of hours later I asked the nurse to tell the anaesthetist my message: 'timing'.

I was a bit worried I just dreamed the first part but I checked with the doc and they said they got it all :)

Great success.

Dreamed joke, I just successfully pulled-off the 'key to comedy' joke around my surgery.

3 men go on a trip.....

They decided to just book just 1 room with 1 bed to save money.

After the first night, the man who slept on the right said, "I dreamed I was getting a handjob last night."

The man on the left said, " I dreamed about getting a handjob too! What a coincidence! "

The man in the middle said, "I dreamed I was skiing."

A man dies and goes to heaven

St. Peter gives him a tour and asks him 'Well, what do you think?' The man says, 'Its terrific, everything I dreamed it would be. But who were those people sitting by themselves looking so unhappy?' 'Oh, those are the fundamentalists, they can't believe that they aren't the only ones here.'

Dreams.

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, I just dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?

You'll know tonight, he said.

That evening the husband came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it–to find a book entitled:

The Meaning of Dreams.


The other day I found two gold bars.

I've always dreamed of an Au pair.

Last night I dreamed I was eating a pillow

When I woke up, my 10 pound marshmallow was gone.

My mate was freaking out today, crying and all. He had no idea how he was going to become the fruit farmer he'd always dreamed of being.

I told him to grow a pear.

Always Wanted to get Married

My daughter always dreamed of getting married when she was a little girl.

So we converted to Islam.

I once dreamed that I fell down a flight of stairs.

I was so relieved when I woke up safely in the hospital.

Dreamed I died in an orange sea

Was just a FANTA sea

A man describes his dreams to the psychiatrist.

Man - "Last night I dreamed that I was a teepee. The night before I dreamed that I was a yurt. What does it mean?"
Psychiatrist - "You're two tents."

Valentine's Day Gift

A young lady was caught napping one afternoon on Valentine's Day. She woke up when she heard the doorbell.

"I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day," she said to her boyfriend. "What do you think it means?"

"You'll know for sure tonight," he replied.

That evening, the young man arrived with a small package and gave it to his girlfriend. Delighted, she opened it and found a book entitled "The meaning of dreams."

Last night I dreamed that I was weightless!

I was like, 0mg

Three guys go on a skiing trip together.

When they get to the ski lodge there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.

In the middle of the night, the guy on the right side of the bed wakes up and says, "Wow, I had this mad dream I was getting a hand job."

The guy on the left side of the bed has also woken up, and says that he's had the same dream, too.

The guy in the middle says, "Wow that's funny, I dreamed I was skiing."

I dreamed I drowned in an ocean made of orange soda.

When I woke I realized it was just a Fanta sea.

A woman gets up in the morning

wakes up her husband and says:
- Honey, I had a wonderful dream. I dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace for my birthday. What does it mean?
The husband answers:
- You'll know it on your birthday.
The wife's birthday arrives and the husband enters the house with a package in his hand. The woman, excited, takes it from her hands, tears the paper nervously, quickly opens the box and finds a book titled: "The meaning of dreams."

Happy Pi Day

Me: I dreamed my teacher is making me read out endless values of Ο€.

Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?

Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.

A sex addict had a nightmare...

...he dreamed he was being chaste.

I dreamed about who dies in the upcoming Avengers movie...

...it was a side kick, Vision.

Someone had a crush on you, was totally secretly in love with you, dreamed at you at night and you have no idea

That was the joke

I dreamed I was broke

And when I woke up my dreams came true.
Never give up on your dreams.

Three guys go on a skiing trip together and are forced to share a room with a single bed.

In the middle of the night, the guy on the right side of the bed wakes up and says, "Wow, I had this mad dream I was getting a hand job."

The guy on the left side of the bed has also woken up, and says that he's had the same dream, too.

The guy in the middle says, "Wow that's funny, I dreamed I was skiing."

A joke I was told in school...

Dad : Johnny, why are you crying?

Johnny : I dreamed that the school burned down!

Dad : Dont worry, it was just a dream.

Johnny : Why do you think I'm crying!?

Once, at an all boys summer camp, I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone. But that's not what freaked me out...

...the night before that I dreamed I was in a hotdog eating contest.

I'd always dreamed of being in NASA but it wasn't what I'd imagined it would be

For one all the people there were very rude. They kept saying things like "You shouldn't be here," "Oh my," and "I CAN'T CATCH HIM HE'S COVERED IN BABY OIL"

I dreamed I saw a color I never saw before

It was just a pigment of my imagination.

I dreamed I was the muffler on a big truck....

I woke up exhausted.

I had a dreamed I pooped the bed.

So it turns out dreams can come true!

Dreamed I was a muffler last night

Woke up exhausted

One man asks his wife:

\- Have you ever dreamed of being a man?
And she replies:
\-No, what about you?

Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a

Fanta sea

A guy walks into a bar on Valentine's Day and orders a beer.

A guy walks into a bar on Valentine's Day and orders a beer. "Last night my wife woke me up to tell me that she dreamed that I bought her a big, expensive diamond ring for Valentine's Day, and she wondered if that dream meant anything." "What did you tell her?" the bartender asks. "I gave her a passionate kiss and told her she would find out tonight," the guy laughs as he pulls out a small, exquisitely wrapped package. "I got her a book, 'The Meaning of Dreams.'"

Last night I dreamed I was a muffler...

...when I woke up, I was exhausted!

I told my therapist about two dreams I had this past week. On Monday, I dreamed I was a teepee. On Tuesday, I dreamed I was a wigwam.

He said, You have to try to relax, It looks like you're two tents.

My girlfriend dreamed...

Yesterday my girlfriend dreamed that I was unfaithful, so I cheated on her because I want to fulfill all of her dreams.

Old man here,

I've lived my life.

But when I was young man, I dreamed of sleeping with a strange woman every night.

I just didn't think it would be the same one.

Last night I dreamed I was the author of a successful fantasy series…

Wife said I've been Tolkien in my sleep

Last night I dreamed I was the author of The Lord of the Rings.

I've been Tolkien in my sleep.

I dreamed that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda

But then I woke up. It was just a fanta sea.

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