Dream Jokes

• Short Dream Jokes
• Dream One Liners
• I Had A Dream Jokes
• Living The Dream Jokes
• Dream Come True Jokes
• American Dream Jokes
• Flirty Dream Jokes
• More Dream Jokes

Funniest Dream Short Jokes

Short dream jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dream humour may include short illusion jokes also.

1. Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg
2. My girl keeps having disturbed dreams, shouting things like "Hobbit!", "Gandalf!", and "Mordor!". Always Tolkien in her sleep...
3. My wife woke up just now. She is dreaming and muttering about how she wrote the lord of the rings trilogy. She's Tolkien in her sleep.
4. What do you call a belt made out of lobsters? A waist of good seafood
   I know it's bad but I heard it in a dream and had to share
5. Sweet dreams are made of cheese Who am I to diss-a-Brie? I cheddar the world and the feta cheese, everybody's looking for Stilton.
6. Four years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.
7. I actually heard this joke in a dream this morning What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?
   Precubescent
8. I asked my boss if I can come to work a little late today He said Dream on. I think that was really nice of him.
9. Last night I dreamed I was the author of The Lord of the Rings. I've been Tolkien in my sleep.
10. I dreamed I drowned in an ocean made of orange soda. When I woke I realized it was just a Fanta sea.

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Dream One Liners

Which dream one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dream? I can suggest the ones about honeymoon and sleep.

1. I had a dream where I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like 0mg
2. I dreamed I saw a color I never saw before It was just a pigment of my imagination.
3. Just woke up from a dream about Roman numerals 5, 4, 1, and 500. It was VIVID.
4. What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping on the job? A Dream Team.
5. I had this crazy dream where I was virtually weightless I was like 0mg
6. Last night I dreamed that I was weightless! I was like, 0mg
7. I dream of one day swimming in an ocean of orange carbonated water It's my Fanta sea.
8. Why don't black people dream? The last one who had a dream got shot.
9. I was rejected from my dream art school because I used the wrong pencil. It wasn't 2B.
10. I had a dream last night about an armored horse. It was a Knight mare.
11. Sweet dreams are made of cheese... Who am I to diss a brie?
12. Last night I dreamed the oceans were made of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea.
13. Never give up on your dreams... Stay in bed.
14. Maybe the Titanic really was a ship of dreams... and its dream was to be a submarine.
15. Why do black men have nightmares? We killed the only one who had a dream.

I Had A Dream Jokes

Here is a list of funny i had a dream jokes and even better i had a dream puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I once had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of carbonated orange juice. Thankfully it was just a fanta sea.
• Last night I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone.
• I recently had a dream that I was swimming in a sea of carbonated orange juice. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
• The German dream The teacher is talking about the American Dream in class and then asks the one German kid if they had a German dream. He responds, "We did, but nobody liked it."
• Why do black people always have nightmares? Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
• Happy Pi Day Me: I dreamed my teacher is making me read out endless values of π.
  Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?
  Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.
• I dreamed that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda But then I woke up. It was just a fanta sea.
• I had a dream that my friend Martin became the ruler of all bath sponge. We called him Martin Loofah King.
• Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the one who had a dream.
  Happy mlk day
• Woman stopped me at the station and said for twenty bucks she'd do things my wife would never dream of ... I gave her twenty bucks and she ironed three shirts.

Living The Dream Jokes

Here is a list of funny living the dream jokes and even better living the dream puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I had a terrible dream of a dystopian future where robots controlled every aspect of our lives. Luckily, I was awakened by my Tesla.
• I just had a terrible dream. In a dystopian future, robots controlled every aspect of our lives. Good thing my alarm woke me up.
• My best friend is a full-time professional sleep walker. He's living the dream.
• Old man here, I've lived my life.
  But when I was young man, I dreamed of sleeping with a strange woman every night.
  I just didn't think it would be the same one.
• I finally got to live out my dreams of joining a reggae band with my triangle. I just stand at the back and ting.
• When I lived on the street, I always wanted to become a plumber, get a home, and run a business... But that was just a pipe dream.
• I called an old friend and asked how he's been. He said "living the dream." I told him, hey good to hear.
  Turned out he just has dissociative identity disorder.
• My Nana's ninety three, but she's living the dream. The one where you go out in just your underwear and your teeth fall out.
• I made the love of live choose between me and her dream of being a professional athlete... She left me and became a famous tennis player, I should have known love meant nothing to her.
• [OC] My therapist asked me "How's it going?"..."Living the dream!" I replied. The joke's on him though... a nightmare is technically a dream.

Dream Come True Jokes

Here is a list of funny dream come true jokes and even better dream come true puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I made my wife's dreams come true and we were married in a castle. But you sure wouldn't have known it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around during the ceremony.
• As a young boy I always wanted to join a violent gang Just got accepted into police training, who says dreams don't come true.
• Here's one you might know... There once was a man from Peru
  who dreamed he was eating his shoe
  he woke with a fright
  in the middle of the night
  to find that his dream had come true.
• My girlfriend said she had a dream where I cheated on her So I went out that night and picked up a girl at the bar. I want to make all my girlfriend's dreams to come true
• How to make your dreams come true? Have a Stage 4 Cancer
• So a guy wants to get a job Interviewer: Do you have any abilities?
  Man: Yes, I never die.
  Interviewer (Surprised) WOW, how do you do that?
  Man: Because dreams never come true....
• Making 6 figures a year sounds like a dream come true... Unless you work for an action figure manufacturing company. Then it sounds like a quick way to the unemployment line.
• I had a dreamed I pooped the bed. So it turns out dreams can come true!
• Ryu, do you think I can make my dreams come true? Ryu: SHORYUKEN!
• Last night in my dream I was peeing in bed. Dreams do come true I realized in the morning.

American Dream Jokes

Here is a list of funny american dream jokes and even better american dream puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do African Americans always have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot
• Talking about the American Dream in a college class and the prof asks: To a student from Germany, "Is there a Germany Dream?" He responded, "There was, but no one liked it."
• Michael Jackson is the epitome of the American Dream Only in America could a poor, black boy become a rich, white woman
• The Great German Dream. We were talking about the American dream in class and the teacher said to a German boy if he had a German dream. He said, "We did but no-one liked it."
• I would never dream of giving up my British citizenship
  for tax purposes I'm an American
• In my history class my professor was talking about the American dream. He asked the German kid if they had a German dream. He responded "Well, we did but no one likes it."
• Someone started talking about the American dream. Then they ask the German kid if there was a German Dream. He said "We had one but no one liked it."
• My fellow obese Americans chasing the American dream does not count as exercise.
• Canada The American dream
• Why do we call it "The American Dream"? Because you have to be sleeping to believe it.

Flirty Dream Jokes

Here is a list of funny flirty dream jokes and even better flirty dream puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Hi, can I follow you home tonight? Sorry, that came out a little strong, my mom always told me to follow my dreams.

Cheerful Fun Dream Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about dream you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vision jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dream pranks.