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37 dream come true jokes and hilarious dream come true puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dream come true that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Dream Come True Short Jokes

Short dream come true jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dream come true humour may include short living the dream jokes also.

  1. I made my wife's dreams come true and we were married in a castle. But you sure wouldn't have known it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around during the ceremony.
  2. As a young boy I always wanted to join a violent gang Just got accepted into police training, who says dreams don't come true.
  3. Here's one you might know... There once was a man from peru
    who dreamed he was eating his shoe
    he woke with a fright
    in the middle of the night
    to find that his dream had come true.
  4. My girlfriend said she had a dream where I cheated on her So I went out that night and picked up a girl at the bar. I want to make all my girlfriend's dreams to come true
  5. So a guy wants to get a job Interviewer: Do you have any abilities?
    Man: Yes, I never die.
    Interviewer (Surprised) WOW, how do you do that?
    Man: Because dreams never come true....
  6. Making 6 figures a year sounds like a dream come true... Unless you work for an action figure manufacturing company. Then it sounds like a quick way to the unemployment line.
  7. Last night in my dream I was peeing in bed. Dreams do come true I realized in the morning.
  8. Harvard University I guess my dream is finally coming true. Among many people who applied for Harvard University,they chose me to be the janitor.
  9. Satyrs are awesome. The top half of a man. The bottom half of a goat. It's a dream come true for Gay Muslims.
  10. My wife had a dream that I cheated on her. Now I can say with complete honesty that I made her wildest dreams come true.

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Dream Come True One Liners

Which dream come true one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dream come true? I can suggest the ones about dream and american dream.

  1. How to make your dreams come true? Have a Stage 4 Cancer
  2. I had a dreamed I pooped the bed. So it turns out dreams can come true!
  3. Ryu, do you think I can make my dreams come true? Ryu: SHORYUKEN!
  4. I had a dream last night that I was peeing... Talk about a dream come true!
  5. facebook a stalkers dream come true
  6. Dream carefully, because dreams come true.
  7. When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
  8. What's a midget's dream come true? Getting a raise.

Dream Come True Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about dream come true you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean make a wish jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dream come true pranks.

A guy has a dream about p**... into his laundry bin.

The man wakes up, startled to find out that he has in fact p**... himself in his sleep. Frustrated, he cleans himself up. As he throws his dirty clothes and sheets into the laundry bin, he thinks to himself: "well there's a silver lining. Dreams DO come true."

"All your dreams will come true", said my fortune cookie

And the next day I realized, I went to work n**... and couldn't run when I got chased by that monster

Our friend always wanted to be run over by a steam train. Last week we made his dream come true!

He was chuffed to bits.

It's great working with pools and other aquatics

Because now I can make all of your wet dreams come true

Special skills

Interviewer: Have you got any special skills?
Me: I will never die!
Interviewer: How is that possible?!
Me: Dreams never come true

The real hero of Champions League is Make A Wish Foundation

who made a young r**... man's dream come true so he could be a goalkeeper at the finals.

Dreams can come true.

For example, One night I dreamed that I was poor, sad and alone after three months the dream come true.

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed.

Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.

A boy writes a letter to Father Christmas...

It is getting close to Christmas time, and a young boy is writing his letter to Santa Claus. Coming from a poor, broken home the boy has only one wish. He writes to Santa and asks for just £50 so he can help his family.
At the Post Office, the staff are touched by the thoughtfulness and selflessness of the young boy. One kind worker decides they should make his dreams come true and organises a collection fund for him. At the end of the day, the workers manage to scrape together £45 and they send it back to the young boy with love from Father Christmas.
A week later, the Post Office receives another letter from the young boy. "Dear Santa, Thank you so so much for the £50, but I thought you should know, those robbing b**... at the Post Office stole £5."

The heir to a fortune...

wasn't having any luck with women who would be interested in *him* so he decided to let his money work for him. He sees a beautiful girl he likes and tells her: "I'm the next in line to a fortune of billions. As soon as my single father kicks the bucket, I'll be able to make your dreams come true. Will you marry me?" The girl looks at him, thinks for a second and says: "No. But thanks for the offer."
A week later the son comes home after a day of frivolity and sees that same woman at his house sitting in a lounge chair in their mansion watching television. She turns to him and says: "Oh hi there! I'm your new step-mother!"

“Honey”, says the wife to her husband, “last night I had the most AMAZING dream.

.I dreamed that we were making love and next to our bed there was a black man from Africa who was waving a fan to us and that gave me great satisfaction..”
The couple decided to make the dream come true, so they found a black man and offered him 200 euros to wave the fan to them while they made love.
The three of them went home and the couple started having s**... while the black man was waving the fan.
But still the wife couldn’t get any satisfaction..So she proposed that they should change roles.
She would make love with the black man and the husband would wave the fan next to them.
The husband accepted and started waving the fan…
After a while, the wife screamed of pleasure and asked for more!
So the husband said to the black man: “Do you understand now how you should wave the fan, you ashole?”