The Best 5 Drax Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Drax jokes. There are some drax cob jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these drax tinfoil puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Drax Jokes and Puns

Where was Drax in Avengers : Infinity War?

I saw his name in the credits and heard his voice sometimes, but why wasn't he in the movie?

Why does Drax avoid automatically flushing toilets?

They flush early when he stands still.

Why are blind people the only ones who can see Drax the Destroyer?

Because they see nothing.

I'm going to be Drax for Halloween this year.

And by that I mean I'm not showing up to the Halloween party.

Drax can stand so still no one notices he's there

I don't even need to stand still


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the drax gluten jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working drax causal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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