The Best 53 Drawn Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Drawn jokes. There are some drawn held jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 Funniest Drawn Jokes and Puns
I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal
Elongate would be really drawn out.
A lawyer is in the hospital..
As the lawyer woke up after surgery, he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?"
The nurse answered, "There's a big fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."
The Polish farmer
During WW2, a team of German and Soviet surveyors went through Poland to split the country.
One day they found a farm placed directly over the planned border. The surveyors agreed that the border couldn't be drawn through the house, and decided to ask the farmer.
- Do you want to belong to Soviet or Germany?, they asked him.
After some thinking, the farmer answered
- I'd like to belong to Germany.
- Why is that?
- Oh - I've heard the Russian winters are very cold
I told a girl she had drawn her eyebrows on too high...
She looked surprised.
Can anyone remember how to paint the Invisible Man?
I've drawn a blank
A teacher finds his students have drawn penises on the whiteboard, so he rubs them all off.
He is now a registered sex offender.
I applied for art school
I had no port folio, had never drawn in my life and absolutely no talent.
I was furious when they rejected me because I was the perfect candidate.
Surely if anyone needs lessons it's me!
I told the cashier that her eyebrows were drawn too high
I guess she didn't realize because she seemed pretty surprised.
Not guilty
Paddy went to trial for armed robbery.
After a long drawn out trial, the jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty."
"That's grand!" shouted Paddy. "Does that mean I can keep the money?"
A lawyer had just undergone surgery
...and as he came out of the anesthesia, he said,
"Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"
"There's a big fire across the street and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation was a failure."
I hate when I wake up in the morning hungover with penises drawn on my face,
Especially since I was drinking alone last night
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Woke up to discover my curtains were drawn
The rest of the furniture was real though, weird.
My silent frog died...
After a noiseless life and a drawn out death, the little guy finally croaked.
I saw Casper the ghost.
I said, You look pale and drawn.
I haven't drawn in so long that
I'm feeling sketchy
General Motors finally solved their workplace diversity dilemma
There are equal numbers of black, white, brown, red, yellow, and orange robots. Half the robots have penises drawn on them.
I got my blood drawn today
The artist wasn't very good.
Why isn't there feline hentai?
The lion has to be drawn somewhere.
I said to my wife; "You've drawn your eyebrows too high."
She looked really surprised!
Donald Trump woke up in the hospital following surgery...
... only to notice that the curtains were drawn around him.
DT: "Why are the curtains all drawn around me? Is something wrong?"
Nurse: "No, no, the surgery went fine. It's just that there's a huge fire just across the street, and we didn't want you to think you hadn't made it through."
Being a quartet, why was the group named "Boyz II Men?"
Because "Boyz 4 Men" would have drawn a whole different sort of crowd...
Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek.
Einstein is it, closes his eyes, counts to 10 then opens them.
Pascal is no where to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a square drawn on the ground, a meter to a side.
Einstein says Newton, you're terrible, I've found you! Newton says No no, Einy. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!
How do you draw the most realistic fish?
It must be drawn to scale.
Why can't schools in Afghanistan teach kids to count by drawn lines?
Because of the tally ban
I hope Elon Musk doesn't get into a scandal
Elongate would be pretty drawn out.
Why were people drawn and quartered?
They were tearable people
SpaceX should definitely not be exposed
Elongate would be really drawn out.
When people ask me where I got my well drawn tattoo, their always suprised when I say i got it in Spain.
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
I don't know what it is about artists
but I feel like I'm drawn to them.
The Investigation into Elon Musk's False Advertising Scandal Enters the Fifth Week.
Elongate is really drawn out.
I hope Elon Musk doesn't say something scandalous after being butthurt because someone told him he can stick his sub where it hurts...
Because Elongate could be really long and drawn out.
Four executioners on horseback tell a very skeptical man that he will be drawn and quartered...
the man replies to one of them "are you pulling my leg?"
Watched a cooking show the other day and the dessert they served was quite unsettling. It consisted of a female prostitute that had been hung, drawn and quartered...
They called it a Deconstructed Tart.
Over the last month, Elon Musk seems to be embroiled in one scandal after another.
Elon-Gate seems to be a long drawn out affair.
Rabbi Dies and Goes to Heaven
An old Rabbi dies and goes to heaven.
God meets him at the pearly gates, and says,
Schlomo - you've been a good Jew. Your ticket to heaven will be easy. All you need to do is tell me a joke.
Schlomo thinks this is such a great opportunity. So, he tells God a long, drawn out joke about Hitler and all the Jews he killed in the holocaust.
Even though he's all knowing, God says, I don't get it.
Schlomo says, I guess you should have been there.
I was struggling to think of the easiest things to draw today.
So far I've drawn a blank.
Did you hear what they're calling this Tesla scandal?
Elongate, it's gonna be really drawn out.
Why didn't George Washington want his portrait on US currency?
Because he didn't want to be drawn and "quartered."
My nude studies class
has a new male model called William Wallace. He is really well endowed. While sketching him I was just in awe of it ! So, I invited him to come home with me last night.
Basically just like his historical namesake, William Wallace was hung, drawn and quartered.
I woke up feeling so animated this morning.
Probably because the curtains were drawn.
I like my arguments the way I like my penises
Long and drawn out
I told my ex that she had drawn her eyebrows on too low today
She just scowled at me the entire time
Elon Musk caused a major scandal today by going on a bizarre rant about Coronavirus.
I hope Elon-gate is not too drawn out.
Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek.
It's Einstein's turn. He counts till ten and opens up his eyes.
Pascal is nowhere to be seen.
Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein with a chalk in his hand. He's sitting on a box he's drawn, one metre a side.
Einstein: Newton you're terrible, I can see you!
Newton: No No Einy, you've found one Newton per square metre. You've found Pascal!
The last Airbender was so bad that
Aang had a permanent downvote drawn on his head.
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide-and-seek.
Einstein is "It," closes his eyes, counts to 10, and then opens them. Pascal is nowhere to be seen.
Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand.
He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side. Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!"
Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per square meter.
You've found Pascal!"
Elon Musk Scandal
I really hope that Elon Musk never gets himself into a serious scandal.... I can't help but think ElonGate would just get really drawn out
A lawyer wakes up after surgery
He asks the nurse why the blinds are drawn. She says, "There's a fire outside and we didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."
Operation Tory
A Tory MP woke up in hospital after a serious operation and found that the curtains around him were drawn. He called for a nurse and asked "why are the curtains closed, Is it night"?
The nurse replied "No it's just that there's a fire across the street and we didn't want you to think the operation was unsuccessful".
Rich man arrested for murder
A rich man is arrested for murder finds an Attorney that says
" Rich people don't to jail, You have too much money to go to jail, I'll represent you"
It was long drawn out trial, and when his client was convicted, the lawyer made sure he didn't have any money left.
I asked my waiter for drawn butter with my lobster…
He said no. When I asked why not, he said he couldn't clarify.
If There's Hell Below …
As a lawyer woke up in the hospital after surgery he asked, Why are all the blinds drawn in here? The nurse answered, There's a fire across the street and we didn't want you to think the operation had been a failure.
Hearing about an artists day Is so annoying
Their stories are always so drawn out.
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