Drawn Jokes
84 drawn jokes and hilarious drawn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about drawn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article dives into the techniques used to write great jokes and sketches. Learn how to draw out comedic elements in the most unexpected parts of a story. From blood drawn forehead jokes to carriages that seemingly come out of nowhere, there's something for everyone in this hilarious shuffle.
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Funniest Drawn Short Jokes
Short drawn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The drawn humour may include short draws jokes also.
- Yesterday I saw a horse-drawn carriage The proportions were a bit off but the shading and linework were quite remarkable.
- I told this girl I was seeing she had drawn her eyebrows on too high She looked very surprised
- A lawyer wakes up after surgery He asks the nurse why the blinds are drawn. She says, "There's a fire outside and we didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."
- Did you hear what they're calling this Tesla scandal? Elongate, it's gonna be really drawn out.
- When people ask me where I got my well drawn tattoo, their always suprised when I say i got it in Spain. Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
- I asked my waiter for drawn butter with my lobster… He said no. When I asked why not, he said he couldn't clarify.
- I told my ex that she had drawn her eyebrows on too low today She just scowled at me the entire time
- I told the cashier that her eyebrows were drawn too high I guess she didn't realize because she seemed pretty surprised.
- That has got to be the worst painting of a wagon I have ever seen "It's a horse-drawn carriage", replied the artist.
- Why can't schools in Afghanistan teach kids to count by drawn lines? Because of the tally ban
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Drawn One Liners
Which drawn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with drawn? I can suggest the ones about drew and drawing art.
- I hope elon musk never gets involved in a scandal Elongate would be really drawn out.
- I told a girl she had drawn her eyebrows on too high... She looked surprised.
- How do you draw the most realistic fish? It must be drawn to scale.
- I hope Elon Musk doesn't get into a scandal Elongate would be pretty drawn out.
- The last Airbender was so bad that Aang had a permanent downvote drawn on his head.
- I haven't drawn in so long that I'm feeling sketchy
- I told my sister she'd drawn her eyebrows on too high she looked suprised
- Why were people drawn and quartered? They were tearable people
- I got my blood drawn today The artist wasn't very good.
- I don't know what it is about artists but I feel like I'm drawn to them.
- I saw Casper the ghost. I said, You look pale and drawn.
- What happened to the fraction when it was convicted? It was drawn and quartered.
- I was struggling to think of the easiest things to draw today. So far I've drawn a blank.
- Hearing about an artists day Is so annoying Their stories are always so drawn out.
- Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular? 'Cause horses are rubbish at drawing
Drawn On Eyebrows Jokes
Here is a list of funny drawn on eyebrows jokes and even better drawn on eyebrows puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I said to my wife; "You've drawn your eyebrows too high." She looked really surprised!
- My wife was putting her makeup on... I commented that she had drawn her eyebrows a little high.
She looked surprised.
Blood Drawn Jokes
Here is a list of funny blood drawn jokes and even better blood drawn puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I had my blood drawn today. The artist was very nice.
Uproarious Drawn Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about drawn you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pulled jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make drawn pranks.
A lawyer is in the hospital..
As the lawyer woke up after surgery, he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?"
The nurse answered, "There's a big fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."
The Polish farmer
During WW2, a team of German and Soviet surveyors went through Poland to split the country.
One day they found a farm placed directly over the planned border. The surveyors agreed that the border couldn't be drawn through the house, and decided to ask the farmer.
- Do you want to belong to Soviet or Germany?, they asked him.
After some thinking, the farmer answered
- I'd like to belong to Germany.
- Why is that?
- Oh - I've heard the Russian winters are very cold
Can anyone remember how to paint the Invisible Man?
I've drawn a blank
I like my lovers like I like my golf score
Hand drawn, messy, and totally unconvincing.
A teacher finds his students have drawn p**... on the whiteboard, so he rubs them all off.
He is now a registered s**... offender.
I applied for art school
I had no port folio, had never drawn in my life and absolutely no talent.
I was furious when they rejected me because I was the perfect candidate.
Surely if anyone needs lessons it's me!
Not guilty
p**... went to trial for armed robbery.
After a long drawn out trial, the jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty."
"That's grand!" shouted p**.... "Does that mean I can keep the money?"
Why is pulling out 100% effective for superman?
They never survive the 1000ft fall to earth.
(Thanks Drawn Together)
A lawyer had just undergone surgery
...and as he came out of the anesthesia, he said,
"Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"
"There's a big fire across the street and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation was a failure."
I hate when I wake up in the morning hungover with p**... drawn on my face,
Especially since I was drinking alone last night
Woke up to discover my curtains were drawn
The rest of the furniture was real though, weird.
In light of Movember...
Now that November has drawn to a close, a lot of my friends told me it was finally time to get rid of my 'awful' mustache.
I told them, that goes without shaving!
My silent frog died...
After a noiseless life and a drawn out death, the little guy finally croaked.
General Motors finally solved their workplace diversity dilemma
There are equal numbers of black, white, brown, red, yellow, and orange robots. Half the robots have p**... drawn on them.
Why isn't there feline h**...?
The lion has to be drawn somewhere.
Donald Trump woke up in the hospital following surgery...
... only to notice that the curtains were drawn around him.
DT: "Why are the curtains all drawn around me? Is something wrong?"
Nurse: "No, no, the surgery went fine. It's just that there's a huge fire just across the street, and we didn't want you to think you hadn't made it through."
Being a quartet, why was the group named "Boyz II Men?"
Because "Boyz 4 Men" would have drawn a whole different sort of crowd...
Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek.
Einstein is it, closes his eyes, counts to 10 then opens them.
Pascal is no where to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a square drawn on the ground, a meter to a side.
Einstein says Newton, you're terrible, I've found you! Newton says No no, Einy. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!
What do u call x-axis, drawn by krokodil addict?
Abscessa
I really hope we never have to see a big scandal involving elon musk..
I think getting over Elongate would be a very drawn out process.
SpaceX should definitely not be exposed
Elongate would be really drawn out.
The Investigation into Elon Musk's False Advertising Scandal Enters the Fifth Week.
Elongate is really drawn out.
I hope Elon Musk doesn't say something scandalous after being butthurt because someone told him he can stick his sub where it hurts...
Because Elongate could be really long and drawn out.
Four executioners on horseback tell a very skeptical man that he will be drawn and quartered...
the man replies to one of them "are you pulling my leg?"
Watched a cooking show the other day and the dessert they served was quite unsettling. It consisted of a female p**... that had been hung, drawn and quartered...
They called it a Deconstructed Tart.
Over the last month, Elon Musk seems to be embroiled in one scandal after another.
Elon-Gate seems to be a long drawn out affair.
Rabbi Dies and Goes to Heaven
An old Rabbi dies and goes to heaven.
God meets him at the pearly gates, and says,
Schlomo - you've been a good Jew. Your ticket to heaven will be easy. All you need to do is tell me a joke.
Schlomo thinks this is such a great opportunity. So, he tells God a long, drawn out joke about h**... and all the Jews he killed in the holocaust.
Even though he's all knowing, God says, I don't get it.
Schlomo says, I guess you should have been there.
Why didn't George Washington want his portrait on US currency?
Because he didn't want to be drawn and "quartered."
My n**... studies class
has a new male model called William Wallace. He is really well endowed. While sketching him I was just in awe of it ! So, I invited him to come home with me last night.
Basically just like his historical namesake, William Wallace was hung, drawn and quartered.
I woke up feeling so animated this morning.
Probably because the curtains were drawn.
I like my arguments the way I like my p**...
Long and drawn out
Elon Musk caused a major scandal today by going on a bizarre rant about Coronavirus.
I hope Elon-gate is not too drawn out.
Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek.
It's Einstein's turn. He counts till ten and opens up his eyes.
Pascal is nowhere to be seen.
Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein with a chalk in his hand. He's sitting on a box he's drawn, one metre a side.
Einstein: Newton you're terrible, I can see you!
Newton: No No Einy, you've found one Newton per square metre. You've found Pascal!
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide-and-seek.
Einstein is "It," closes his eyes, counts to 10, and then opens them. Pascal is nowhere to be seen.
Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand.
He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side. Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!"
Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per square meter.
You've found Pascal!"
Elon Musk Scandal
I really hope that Elon Musk never gets himself into a serious scandal.... I can't help but think ElonGate would just get really drawn out
Operation Tory
A Tory MP woke up in hospital after a serious operation and found that the curtains around him were drawn. He called for a nurse and asked "why are the curtains closed, Is it night"?
The nurse replied "No it's just that there's a fire across the street and we didn't want you to think the operation was unsuccessful".
Rich man arrested for m**...
A rich man is arrested for m**... finds an Attorney that says
" Rich people don't to jail, You have too much money to go to jail, I'll represent you"
It was long drawn out trial, and when his client was convicted, the lawyer made sure he didn't have any money left.
If There's h**... Below …
As a lawyer woke up in the hospital after surgery he asked, Why are all the blinds drawn in here? The nurse answered, There's a fire across the street and we didn't want you to think the operation had been a failure.
A lawyer woke up in the hospital after his surgery.
A lawyer woke up in the hospital after his surgery and he asked, Why are all the blinds drawn in here? The nurse answered, There's a big fire across the street and we didn't want you to think the operation had been a failure.
Beware of certain doctors
I went to the doctor to have blood drawn and he bit my neck and now I am very sensitive to daylight and I have suddenly become very thirsty at night.
Whatever you do, avoid Dr. Acula!
Looking Good
My face in the mirror isn't wrinkled or drawn.
My house isn't dirty. The cobwebs are gone.
My garden looks lovely and so does my lawn.
I think I might never put my glasses back on.
A lawyer woke up in the hospital after surgery
He asked, Why are all the blinds drawn in here? The nurse answered, There's a fire across the street and we didn't want you to think the operation had been a failure.
A pig walked into a tattoo store
A pig walked into a tattoo store.
Tattooist: How can I help you?
Pig: I want to have a tattoo on my body that makes me look wealthy.
Tattooist: Sure.
The tattooist drawn a rectangular hole on the pig's back.
